a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles are standing next to each other and one of them is saying wish me luck Alt: a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles are standing next to each other and one of them is saying wish me luck

New job acquired. Hopefully it goes better than the last two 🤣😭

Thank you!

a man in a military uniform with a lot of medals on his chest Alt: a man in a military uniform with a lot of medals on his chest

For my bday I’m finally watching The Death of Stalin. It’s pretty good, but I can’t wait for the inevitable sequel about Trumplestiltskin.

Goddammit Pens.

Thank you!

Happy birthday pupper!

A beautiful doggo named Callie wearing a party hat

It’s my #bday! It’s also my sweet little girl Callie’s 9th bday! Help us celebrate!

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a close up of a bald man wearing a star trek uniform looking at someone . Alt: a close up of a bald man wearing a star trek uniform looking at someone .

A great way to wake up on my bday tomorrow would be to a metric fuckton of push notifications for THE thing we’ve all been waiting for.

Hey Universe:

GOAT

clueless poster with a woman in a yellow plaid jacket Alt: clueless poster with a woman in a yellow plaid jacket

You know what would be great?

“MSM: Donald Trump, POTUS, is full of shit and not a single thing out of his administration is credible or believable.”

michael scott is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . Alt: michael scott is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

It’s not even 9:30 and karaoke is already being butchered.

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus end credits song - (We're Not Gonna Take It, by Veilröth) YouTube video by maxspeed3006

I don’t think there’s a video game in existence with a better ending than Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus. It brings me much joy.

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This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

Ah yes gotta love the Military Grade™️ food!

Friendly reminder that Military Grade™️ anything actually means “lowest bidder piece of shit.”

You haven’t lived life until you’ve eaten a Military Grade™️ steak with iridescent greenish flecks.

a man in a plaid shirt is talking to another man in a room . Alt: a man in a plaid shirt is talking to another man in a room .

They’re all fun. The second one is definitely the best though.

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My #bday is coming up on Monday! Beer me!

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a man with a beard is talking to another man with the caption " you miss your nap " Alt: a man with a beard is talking to another man with the caption " you miss your nap "

I finally watched the newest Bad Boys movie, and it has quite possibly the funniest post-credits scene ever.

The rest of the movie is pretty fun, too.

a man with a microphone says we failed in front of a globe Alt: a man with a microphone says we failed in front of a globe

The best time to stop Trumplestiltskin was Primary season 2016.

a man in a star wars costume is standing in front of a star wars weekends sign Alt: a man in a star wars costume is standing in front of a star wars weekends sign

My hottest Star Wars take is that every movie, every series, every miniseries is SOMEBODY’S favorite.

Except for The Book of Boba Fett.

I have not seen or heard of anyone proclaiming it as their favorite.

a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo ! Alt: a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo !

Well done.

This reminds me of the time 9 yr. old me went into a music store to buy the Green Jelly album after they’d been forced to change their name from Green Jellö.

The burnout behind the counter said “Ah, good album. That Bill Cosby’s a dick though.”

All I could do was smile and nod 🤣

a red coca cola button with a bottle in the middle Alt: a red coca cola button with a bottle in the middle

Yeah I’m glad I kicked my Coke habit.

I went grocery shopping yesterday and noticed a single, regular-sized Snickers was $1.79.

WTF.

Oh shit, I might have to go back for a visit!

I FUCKING LOVE THAT GIANT DUCK!!!

a woman is holding a glass ball and says let me show you my magic balls . Alt: a woman is holding a glass ball and says let me show you my magic balls .

Look, we all know that Jim Henson was a creative genius and that the ‘80s were a magical time.
But I just can’t help but wonder how much LSD was he doing when making Labyrinth?

Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed and takes Iran war questions with delivery person Trump grabs two bags of McDonald’s before issuing threats to Iran over nuclear program

If you’re also at the “questioning my own sanity” phase of your existence, say hi.

I need to know I’m not alone 🤣😭

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‘Twould be HIGH-larious if the Pope were to call a Crusade to recapture America from the heathen idolators.

Why not.

Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán concedes defeat after 'painful' election result Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has conceded defeat after what he called a ″painful″ election result, ending 16 years in power for a powerful figure in the far-right movement allied with U.S.

Hungarians knew the assignment.

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a red power ranger is getting really tired Alt: a red power ranger is getting really tired

I don’t know about y’all, but I am really tired of things being run by a Stable Genius™️.