This was an FOI request from advocay group Safe Parkside - exactly the kind of information Ford wants to hide.

Trying to find hair inspo pictures to show my hairdresser that are of actual Human People with Human Hair is getting increasingly difficult. I hate Gen Ai so much.

A screenshot of an email. The body of the email just says “yoooohoooo…” and then there’s a gif of Jack Nicholson in THE SHINING, and the text on the gif says “Anybody home?”

Sorry but this is an UNHINGED way to follow up on a cold-call email that didn’t get a response.

I know I’m not SUPPOSED to root for the Sabres… but fuck it - Go Sabres!!!!

God willing.

Ok - they’ve proved that I’m not a jinx. They can start winning again now.

If you think Doug Ford using taxpayer funds to buy his private jet is unrelated to his trying to have jets fly from Toronto's Island Airport, I've got a failed private waterfront spa at Ontario Place, a shuttered Science Centre, and a tunnel under the 401 to sell you.
#ONpoli #TOpolo

just admit you can't do anything and leave me alone about it! god!!!!!!!

Oh noooo!!! Safe travels!

And that’s all for me. Back to you, @minorleaguer.ca 🫡

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KILOMETRES STRAW!!!

Me, to the dryer in my building:

I would like for my clothes to be dry, please.

The dryer:

Go fuck yourself.

2 more games until @minorleaguer.ca comes back ✌️

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J.D. Vance campaigning with a political candidate is exactly the same as Drake betting on a sports team.

Gotta send ‘em back to the moon.

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Xaque on Jeopardy tonight

What do you MEAN "Xaque" pronounced Zack?? Sorry man I'm gonna call you "ex-akwee"

2 in a row!!!!

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Ok I also just learned this so thank you and also oh my god???

Finally get to repost this one 💕

Artemis splashed down and the Jays’ bats woke up.

Makes you think…🧐

mccovey cove full of kayaks

and now the race is on to get the spacecraft out of the water, this one should be worth a fortune on ebay

🥹🥹🥹

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Davis Schneider will just keep starting rallies until morale improves

Throwing error by the other team that scores us a run?! Is that legal??

That is my biggest pet peeve.

Wow, so many Conservatives feeling comfortable in the governing Liberal party. Probably nothing to that.

I obviously know that it’s not actually my fault… but yes.

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