your moment calm

Yeah I want the AI vape - A Indica vape. Yeah I got a prompt for your ass: pass the weed! Yeah I heard that instead of tokens they're calling them tokins. What's next keef as a service? My dealer makes me hang out and play Smash Brothers but he at least never has told me to kill myself! This shit su

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A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

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We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

Moon Wars III: Re-friend of the Child

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

oh you should play chrono trigger. I finally beat it for the first time last year, and it's such a delight. CC is mostly unrelated, so far. There are a few references to places and names, and some songs return but that's been it. They did just refer to Lavos recently so maybe there will be more.

I'm 30 hours into it, it's a very weird game, but the music and general vibes are insanely good. I picked it back up after not playing for a few months. definitely taken me a minute to remember who all these damn people are. I really like it, but couldn't tell you the story lol

Chrono Cross’s pre-rendered backgrounds still look sooo good on a CRT. Shame that the remaster they put out looks very not so good

Self-appointed "Blender Guru" is pushing Ai hard. Funny, he deleted his NFT pushes because those make him look stupid. Yet he doesn't remove the blender tutorial where he casually laments you can't say the F slur anymore. He's the worst. Anyone learning blender can and should do better than the 🍩.

"There's nothing in the rules that says a dog CAN'T inherit great wealth and vast estates."

Heir Bud

Station to Station (2016 Remaster) YouTube video by David Bowie - Topic

Station To Station is such a sick track because the first five minutes are this sludgey weird thing that feels like you took a huge edible at a party and need to go home now and the next five minutes feels like you could punch a hole through a god. youtu.be/ZpIhsGg2SJ0?...

Big dog

Replacing CPU cooler, not a Tex activity. And yet

I've been listening So a ton lately so was super jazzed to find it on CD. also two of the Peter Gabriel Genesis albums!

If you’re in line, stay in line!

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Pocket Sized Guys, start at $40. Just a lil guy!

Pet Portraits! I'll draw your pet! Starts at $150

Tattoo Designs, starts at $350. I can design ur next tattoo

Reminder my commissions are open (pls I wanna get Tomodachi Life 🥺)
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Jacksepticeye Bloodborne movie boyfriend and Northernlion Cruise Girlfriend

Somehow Paramount's 'Avatar' Movie Has Leaked, Too Twitter's penchant for leaks now includes Paramount's 'Avatar: Aang, The Last Airbender,' which isn't out until October.

yeah someone said they emailed them the whole ass movie lmao gizmodo.com/somehow-para...

Good luck finding a more inherently hypocritical bill than this @GinoBulso “Charlie Kirk Act” masterpiece that cracks down on free speech while pretending to protect it. 🤔

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hellll yeah found a logitech mx ergo mouse at goodwill that looks basically new. I bought one in 2017 and have been using it as my work mouse for nine years now...and it definitely shows. they have a soft rubber coat on top that my hand impression has worn into over the years. such a great mouse

AYN Thor and/or Cocoon users, @lena.fyi and I have made a theme! It's called 'PhantomaOS', and it's inspired by 2000s-era future-computer interfaces. Lena wrote an original song for it, and I did all the art/animations

You can download it here!
cocoon-shell.com/themes/?type...

lol man this state is so beyond fucked

One of my proudest pieces,
"Isometric Exercise"

Mid-Season 1 Overview | Marathon YouTube video by Marathon

Marathon's mid-season 1 update is live now!

youtu.be/D0aXzq9fiaQ

BRANDON FLOWERS READING TRUTH SOCIAL: he doesn't look a THING like jesus

the energy of the dles after that announcement was something else man