it was me tho. i'm the shire critter.

gaslit a customer at the restaurant last night bc they said they smelled weed and i was like yeah someone outside is probably smoking it's cheshire bridge road in atlanta idk what you want

my beautiful gf is getting me ice cream thank fuck

always say i only have hot friends bc only people with a lot of confidence can actually handle proximity to greatness

i'm too hot and good at stuff it always makes insecure bitches feel weird lol

that part!!

imagine hating me and i'm just a really good waiter

"teenagers aren't getting impregnated the way they used to"

bro look at the age range they're quoting for. teen pregnancy is down. how is that not a tremendous victory

The previous “ceasefire” was violated by Israel over 15,000 times in just over a year according to UNIFIL

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

my tip is my payment for taking your order and bringing you food and drink, i shouldn't have to kiss your ass and get run into the ground bc you feel entitled to princess treatment on the only date night your broke ass can afford to go out on

idgaf if someone fakes a bad tip for engagement and rage bait bc so many of y'all do not tip properly

for every single instance of clickbait as related to people not tipping service workers, there are one hundred servers getting stiffed in real time

bro if you're doing psychs all you need to do with it is MAYBE a little weed and low test piss beer.

how do straight people do drugs SO WRONG like my coworker told me he did shrooms and coke and adderall with tequila last night

he just looks so lost here

so fucking glad im not an idiot

easter nails so moneyyyyy

mostly a pupdate

watch ur fave part 3 jojo's episode and i will rock out to YES tomorrow in ur honor my dude

suck that i have to comply
to ToS but i don't at the lincoln bio

may the empire crumble and burn

fuck your alligator alcatraz, fuck your every last detention center, fuck every single ICE employee from the goons grabbing grandmas off the streets to the bitches pushing papers behind a desk telling themselves they're far enough from the goons to still get to heaven

Florida's 'Alligator Alcatraz' detention facility to be empty 'within a few days' The immigration detention center in Florida's Everglades will soon be empty. State officials expect the facility to have no detainees "within a few days."

The immigration detention center in Florida's Everglades will soon be empty. State officials expect the facility to have no detainees "within a few days."

not everybody's place is in the front lines. even the middle lines!! some of you best just stay away from
the conflict at all!! you can help in other ways. you can provide food and comfort to those who can fight. but babYYYY please do not try it yourself!!!

people are afraid of me hitting them so it actually means something when i threaten to do it. tiktok has empowered so many physically inept dumbasses to put themselves on the "front lines" of the revolution/protests and it's so sad bc like hunny ... ur gonna get hurt so bad

i mean this in the most loving way but if you aren't lifting please don't tweet about "punching nazis" bc no one gaf bout your lil love taps

i had so much fun going to athens GA last night and being an absolute hater bc im from ATL hoe