The first death has been reported on meet & fuck island.

90% of dragon ball fans quit watching new versions of resurrection F right before the one where they make it good

I have long since made peace with the humble walnut if only to partake of its honey shrimp

I KNOW THATS RIGHT JINBE!!!!!

Gothitelle's dex entry from Pokemon Shield. It reads, "A criminal who was shown his fate by a Gothitelle went missing that same day and was never seen again."

pack it up everyone this dex entry blows the rest out of the water

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this list is going by dex entries I fear

ongoing list of pokemon that can destroy a boulder with one strike:

primeape
graveler
steelix
pupitar
bagon
buneary

BRO GLISCOR IS BIG AS FUCK?

Stunky's pokedex entry from Legends: Arceus. It reads "The poison that gushes from its aft end is accompanied by an utterly evil-smelling odor with such potency that one whiff can induce memory loss."

ASJFKADFSHLKASDFHL?????

tweet thread from @austin_walker dated Sep 1, 2021 (quote retweet of a Pokemon Unite post featuring Blastoise in a vest and hat) uncle with a new job lookin, kings of comedy lookin ass Blastoise comin thru the function talkin bout his "just like new" Mazda Miata Blastoise at your graduation talkin bout "they aint used to do hair colors like that in my day! I ain't mad at it, I ain't mad, but it's new!" This Blastoise got an old ass leather wallet, stuffed to the brim with ones and cards for defunct auto body shops. AND it is ALWAYS threatening to fall out his pockets My man won 5k on a scratch ticket last week, got a whole new fit. Saw him in the church parking lot this weekend with to the deacon's sister, talkin bout "It's French, actually. It's pronounced 'Blas-twah'"

for those who missed it at the time

i had to make a new category for this (hypno and drifloon are self-explanatory) but i need to explain:

1. if your service animal is chatgpt then there is a timer over your head

2. i do not trust that a cacturne will follow me around in good faith man look at those dex entries

i know "pokedex entries are written by children and/or exaggerated" is one of the most tired pokemon fandom debates of all time but looking at the dex entries for all of these is so funny. sure yeah camerupt can just do that

i'm going thru the pokedex/bulba for all of these and did you fucking know wailmer is 6'7". i thought it was like 3 feet tops. that's an infrastucture hazard from me

The diamond/pearl pokedex entry for Rhyhorn. It reads "Its body is clad in a thick hide, and its tackles topple buildings. Unfortunately, it is not smart."

why did they cook rhyhorn like this

THERE HE IS

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sarah's initial prompt said a dubious support animal vest but also, for the purposes of this exercise I'm assuming every pokemon has the baseline trainability of a dog, since every pokemon can learn Moves. so it's prob easier to DIY a support animal in the world of pokemon

i meant to put it under infrastructure bc they used to be the same cell but it got too big. also like, I don't make the rules here but

could you imagine you get trapped in a driveway by a douche in a cybertruck so you tell your neighbor and he's like "don't worry juniors got it" and this like five year old walks outside (NO SHOES) and picks your car up and puts it in the street. I don't blame you

oh agreed. but the form that it takes ragebaits me

my logic is that sometimes you might back support or a hard surface to lean against to keep upright. or you can hold it up as a shield but now that I think about it you don't really do that with service animals huh

i need to be clear. i don't mean this in a "seel is just a seal therefore bad" vs "this pokemon isn't immediately identifiable as a real world animal therefore bad" horseshoe effect. it's just machop, specifically, has a design that ragebaits me

if you pulled up on a construction site and saw a five year old walking around with a construction vest you would also be alarmed and disturbed wouldn't y ou