if you don’t want to parallel play with me then i don’t want it

i’m sorry that i love so much and that my ass is so fat and my face is so pretty

my first words as a baby were “fuck you”

I think maybe a lot of bad things could be avoided if the worlds most obvious crooks faced some sort of punishment other than “accumulating great sums of money and power”

oh to nap in someones lap like a kitty

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

This was something I did for an art competition some years ago. They had a lot of entrants and they picked the best 100 to display at the art museum. Mine wasn't picked unfortunately.

This is a watercolour painting of my cat Mia which I did on a postcard for a competition a few years ago. I didn't win! 😐
#cats #kittens #competition #art #watercolours #painting

It's important to note for the consultant people: Kat is tied for first place, she's raised more money in this race than anyone else, and she hasn't used Twitter in months.

It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.

Blue Pikachu N64 console and controller sitting on TV bench with Japanese Sega Mega Drive, grey N64, and PlayStation in backdrop.

Wake me up when consoles have a big plastic Pikachu slapped on the side again.

fa la la la la la la fuck you

hiring an assassin to kill my laundry

i can’t believe people live in this world entirely unmedicated

The Little Mermaid, by Helen Stratton (1867-1961)

Chat you can block people who are being mean never forget that

Old stone fireplace
6”x6” oil

but officer the tongue of my tennis shoe was being weird

time to get in bed and rub my feet together like a little cricket

⚠︎Invalid Physical Form

i’m in a good mood and then i remember

Just realized I'm going to spend the rest of my life asking if this is Al or not?

The biggest sandwich rivalry is going full console wars after successful hot dog activation Sheetz vs. Wawa is turning its attention to gamers

Sheetz vs. Wawa is turning its attention to gamers

Lord licorice from candy land. Some type of zesty candy vampire with his own castle.. he's doing a toe point ballet thing.

why was he serving so much cunt

Watercolour of gardens in #Winchester with the cathedral in the background. This was done on one of several sketching visits in the '90s. You can soak up history in Winchester which has a wonderful atmosphere, dank and timeless, very nostalgic for me.
#watercolour #pleinair

REMEMBER: just because YOU can't see OUT... doesn't mean OTHERS can't see IN

every morning i wake up, and it’s starting to get really upsetting

The Evolution of a Magic Player I only play cards I open in packs or get from friends. Hmm... I guess I'll buy one or two singles to finish my deck. New paycheck means time for a Magic shopping spree! cardboard-crack.com

Evolution #MTG