reformation sample sale bouncer just flagged me from across the street to say that he would let me be the last one to go inside… i need to change everything about my vibe

alternatively great to use as a battering ram if you need to break into a house made of foam or paper

if the buoy’s a-rockin…. dont come a-knockin

feeling like its going to be a ludlow charlington’s summer

smack barm pey wet near me smack barm pey wet chicago smack barm pey wet illinois

with each warm day i grow stronger

this storm is crazy

Frame #2777 from 60sE10 northland follies

just bought ira this new bathing suit for summer.. i hope they love it <3

help me…. please… i need lemon’s aid

just walked into the grocery store and everyone was laughing and smiling… buying the vegetable that make u giggle i suppose..

dunkin literally smells like a lush flower garden when ur walking past and cant go in and order a large iced regular with cream and extra extra sugar

jstor just laid an egg….

because of all she’s been through and she’s still singing

man on a side street pissing onto his own parked car while his phone is suction cupped to the window and hes on facetime with a woman

you may think the noise created by putting a cinder block into an active washing machine is one of pain or alarm, but it is actually both parties saying “I love playing with you!”

doritos for strength, kettle cooked potato chips for clarity of mind, cheezits for speed, popcorn to balance the humors and bugles as an aphrodisiac

april starting to feel like this

Happy spring! Submissions for EASEL 03 are now open. My windows are also open. It’s beautiful outside. I am hesitant to prescribe a theme for this issue (or any issue, honestly). EASEL is about giving good photography a home where people can spend some time with it, instead of just scrolling past. I will echo what I said in the last call for submisions: if you are trans and taking pictures and you’re serious about it we want to see what you’re working one. We’re building something together <3 As usual, we are more than happy to take pitches from writers before you commit to sending something over. Send us an email! Submissions close Friday, May 1st Send up to 6 photos* or 3000 words (or a combination of the two) to submit@readeasel.com

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put myself in a boy who cried wolf situation because i have been sharing too many updates about clavicular with ira and now they don’t believe me that he shot an alligator and is dating woah vicky

soymilk is the most beautiful and gentle out of all of the alternative milks

some of the most important questions of our time have been answered through democratic process in pregnancy forums

you can guess what the mascot would be

if i had a baseball team they were be called like the Wrentham Pigbrains

going to get really into ham radio this summer

Frame #3552 from 60sE03 the glob

i’m taking the #OneMoreHotDog challenge where every day i eat one more hotdog than the day before

putting a bit of thinking jelly between two mind crackers and taking a big bite

Dark Paradise YouTube video by Lana Del Rey - Topic

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bangs are an evolutionary adaptation and they are passed down through hereditary means