It did! I put the fruit in my yoghurt and then I just also ate cake.

That’s a full size dinner plate, to be clear.

It is minimum 3 servings. I had some with breakfast.

Some kind of raspberry cream white cake thing that is the size of a dinner plate.

True. But look at the size of this thing!

I ordered dessert instead

Done eating for a while now. Do i walk out because the waiter is ignoring me?

Just got this bird on my life list, as we don’t have them where i live. Their call is so loud!

I’m homesick and at the end oof my rope with my stepmother. She starts cooperating tomorrow, or I’m leaving this whole mess and going the fuck home.

Just ordered comfort food at a local diner. 70’s music is playing and I’m fine with nostalgia atm.

Tomorrow, I ride.

McKinley?

It was, in fact, the norm not long ago. My grandfather was a country doctor. All me how i know.

That is one of the hottest movies of all time.

A weather map shows precipitation covering the entire southern tier of NY and northern tier of PA.

It’s fucking snowing again.

Enrollment at my CC goes up; also, more returning students.

I always just say no. But it might be fun to ask for a receipt for your taxes.

The better you are, the less energy you have to put into it. I would absolutely not mess with an old martial artist!

Your bit of good news for the day

Who will be going through the 100 point checklist??

😬

Having a friend who just went through truck driving school, and understanding more of the complexity involved, this is terrifying.

Be glad you’re not an 8th grade choir director, I guess!

You’ve got this.

I just flew a few weeks ago and it always surprises me how much it feels like just being on the ground on a slightly bumpy road.

Wear a tight fitting N 95 or better mask. Sick people never cancel travel plans.

It’s truly egregious.

Him: I just read that "they" officially changed the name of the planet Uranus. I guess they couldn't handle the hilarity of it all. Me: what!! Him: Urectum Me: Dammit, andy

I’m trying to get my stepmother into assisted living and every step is misery.

She is fighting her last chance to be independent—to hold onto a fantasy of being able to take care of herself. I’m ready to set her house on fire just to force the issue.

On brand. Tossup on whether BMWs or Audis have the worst drivers.

Setting your workplace on fire dire.

It really says something about how far we’ve all fallen from when I was a kid. I’m not wealthy. I don’t know who these people are. I’m old enough to retire, but I can’t, and I would not be able to even feed myself if I did.

This lists me as top 1% and I can’t afford to retire so…?

I’m really confused.