Their wicked Moby looking coach, our noble bald casino manager looking coach

If I was the refs I would put both these teams in shock collars

Brawling works

Even the top gets in the box

Sidney Crosby penalized for embezzlement

Me every time somebody tells me to watch a TV show

2 of 17. Brought some friends and finally hit the Kona Bar.

Do you think 18 is enough hot dogs to bring into the Bank

Tanner Banks is my cousin and one time he stole my mom’s menopause meds because he thought Oxybutynin was a painkiller #fakecousinfacts

Game 1 of 17. Hopefully the worst we see all season 🤞
@tgk.bsky.social @aprice1828.bsky.social

r/looksmaxing long time lurker first time poster. Tear me to shreds

brandon marsh is our protected wetlands

Second most

Explaining the most archetypal baseball player to an American: Imagine Jake Burger

John Kruk being dismissive and disinterested in the liberty bell is the most relatable thing he’s ever said.

If we just straight up put the twin towers on the American flag tomorrow I wouldn’t even blink an eye. Would be a perfect encapsulation about how irrevocably broken we’ve been as a country since 2001.

It’s been hours and I’m still not over the fact that we have a reliever called that

I’ve never said a bad thing about Alec Bohm in my life

Baseball is back. Sanchez is striking out shmucks. Fernando is playing for some reason. Nature is healing.

Venezuela strikes back

Hahahahahahahshhahahahahahshshhdhhshshsh

USA meltdown incoming

Fucking harper

That wasn’t a homer it was a targeted law enforcement action

Michael B. Jordan as Wallace: “so how do you get to be the king?”

The Oscars are stupid, but I am glad they went all in on two really idiosyncratic films that try to grapple with who we are today. That doesn’t always happen.

Congratulations on the WBC win to the great country of New Jersey