KAsh, drunk as a skunk.

“I’ve been drunk, but I’ve never been battering-ram drunk. I have never been so hung over I needed my alarm clock to be the jaws of life.” - Stephen Colbert

Ukrainian cat activated. FPV drone eliminated. 🫡

Nah, them's just ghosts in the blood. We have something else for those.

Omg go knock on wood. He's even got one of their handl- I mean *wives* already. I have no trouble imagining this being accidental nonfiction by the end of the week.

That's an accessibility issue. If I'm at a restaurant, I'm well into negative spoons. Give me a paper menu or I will try to order fries out of exhaustion & nobody menu to me while I try to fe-ad, I mean read what food they have on the menu. Trying to pick out a text to speech voice is somehow worse.

Sleepy tabby floof looks up at the camera mostly awake. She is laying on a bed with a white dresser behind her.

Still kinda stretched out, sleep begins to win and her eyes are half open.

Sleep won. She has reached for a hooman peet and zonked out again.

Weather be like 🙃

I went on a housework spree this weekend, yet it feels like I've done nothing because I couldn't do the one thing that I had planned.

Have a cat.

Islam is basically a fork of Judaism & they recognize both them and the other fork as worshipping the same thing so it kinda tracks.

Worm followers tend to be like that about religious dietary rules in general bc a lot are evergreen & they don't like modern medicine. Shellfish is still debated for cancer patients, alcohol is no good for a lot of things (including anemia), and calcium and iron supplements don't play well together.

Little tabby cat standing on a bed with rainbow sheets and comforter.

The weekly sea of baked goodies on a white stovetop. Clockwise from top: empty cream pitcher above a pyrex mixing bowl with brussel sprouts and large chunks of bacon, a purple visionware stock pot with pork sausage pasta and vegetables, a dinner plate with three burger patties, a side salad plate with greasy sliced onion, chicken wings, salt and pepper shakers, and a slotted spoon on a spoon rest.

Posting more Mavis to summon floofy meows on my feed. Also foooood. Probably shouldn't have started cooking so late 😅

China: 🚆
Canada: 🚆
US: empire builder 🤪

*the sarcasm is also intended, but that is the actual name of an amtrak route & yes it is chronically late.

This has nothing to do with looking like a bot and everything to do with them getting some data but less than desired. Two things can make it stop: checking all boxes they have for goal methods of data collection, or going scorched earth. Go scorched earth.

It's plenty necessary. Just ask Willie Nelson.

A cat, leaning one shoulder against a hooman's knee as she lays with her front legs loosely crossed. Behind her is a round gray plush thing with lavender on the edge of it.

Two glass dishes in an oven. On the left is a glass pyrex mixing bowl with brussel sprouts and bacon, a mismatched purple glass lid on top. On the right is a larger purple visionware pot, also with a lid. There is a mass of sausage, celery, and other vegetables inside.

Three plates sit on a clean(!) white stovetop. On a front burner sits a dinner plate with black and gray brush strokes going outward along the edge. Precooked chicken wings sit on it. On a burner behind it is a matching plate, this one with burger patties. To the left is a smaller plate with sliced onions, old Avon shakers, a utensil catcher, cream pitcher, and empty spice mixing cup.

Mavis too is disappointed by the ratio of orange and other meows vs orange not-jeebus content. However, she would like to say it was absolutely not necessary for her to get a b-a-t-h in the process of contributing to fixing this.

This feels like a garlic mustard and lambsquarters on the menu year already and it's barely spring. Ugh.

Yup, and the size of the surgery is zero indication of how much sleepy it will cause. Half a foot tall useless pouch in abdomen gone? Walked a mile like two weeks later because I wanted cheese curds. Literally one foot joint fused? Exhausted for the next two months.

Maybe. There's a lot of foods I usually won't buy premade because of how much fake salt they use. The irony is that a lot of them are getting rid of MSG. It sometimes takes more sodium to get a decent flavor match by adding table salt than the original version had.

I have no idea what the Upton Sinclair they even could make them out of that's cheaper than potatoes, but this would be the time for them to do it.

Fox News calls us freaks for wanting universal health care and a livable wage.

Meanwhile, here’s a direct quote from Jesse Waters talking about a dead raccoon: “I want the penis”

The American gestapo abducted an 85 year-old widow.

Was she one of the worst of the worst? No, her step-son, a retired Alabama state trooper, got ICE to put her in a detention center to deport her because he wanted all of his father's inheritance.

Sounds like the son is the worst of the worst.

It's bizarre since even their OG patron saint thought everyone needed the means of summoning a meatwagon. Cell phones are about to become Reaganphones by default. Can't make landlubber calls from a trailer park if they've stripped out the copper wiring.

Reposting this for that cat name. Also, caaaaat 🐈

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

Should've gone with red ones and an ikea shark. I still can't get the Discover feed either.

Howl 🐶

Not that one... yet. OTOH I can't even get my discovery feed so I'm on following trying to get my fluff fix. Like come on, where them cats at? Or banana obsessed hophops? Or limousine rats? I need floofy babiesss

If Bluesky's got a hangover or whatever the least they can do is wheel in the TV cart and put on an episode of NOVA for us or something.

Trying to reply to a cat pic & bluesky tells me “not enough resources.” I KNOW. THAT’S WHY I’M LOOKING AT CAT PICS. How else is one supposed to replenish?

It is a profound irony when the nation under attack feels more empathy for the attacker's citizens than the attacking government itself.

Load bearing custom wrap 🤡