My latest great sports improvement pitch. Make Baseball like Football. 9 players on the field for defense and another 9 players go to bat on offense. Anything to help the pathetic @phillies.com

The converts are always the sticklers for dogma. JD seems to be going rogue.

There's a reason Pope Francis transferred him from santa barbara to rochester, minnesota

My number one rule… Never ever believe, trust, or interact with anyone wearing a diamond-encrusted crucifix.

Over/under at 10 on how many times he falls asleep.

The girl in the foreground ruined my photo. But so did the cybertruck.

My washing machine song got played on WFMU last week. Super stoked! Thanks Amanda!

Why is anything you say trustworthy? You are part of the reason this shit is going on. No redemption for you.

Poolside bandits! Raccoons have been driving my rat terrier, Lola, nuts the past couple days.

still gaining strength and no longer squealing/screeching. it was insanely loud for such a tiny thing.

Found a little mouse out in my driveway this afternoon. It was screeching loud and shivering. I scooped it up in a bucket and am warming it up. Provided a dryer lint bed and some grape, tomato, seeds, and crushed peanut. Will release tomorrow if it’s feeling better. #mouse #housemouse

Noem replaced by a gnome.

I’m listening to Freaking Out with Kendraplex on #WFMU @wfmu.bsky.social right now instead of the SOTU and it makes so much more sense to me.

Brands of breads that carry glyphosate, a cancer causing chemical that Trump just federally protected through EO. This regime wants people to die. Do not buy: Nature’s Own Butter Bread and Perfectly Crafted White; Dave’s Killer Bread White Done Right and 21 Whole Grain; Wonder Classic White; Sara Lee Honey Wheat and Artesano White.

Boycott these brands! Pass it on. I have personally bought a few of these breads. Whelp, no longer. Make those companies pay through your wallet.

Fresh snowfall in the woods of Warminster, PA

Funereal, yet beautiful…

My washing machine was making a weird noise when it started the spin cycle. I call this “Kenmore spin Cycle.”

Seahawks kicker gonna be MVP.

Is everyone excited for the start of the 2026 Trumplymics?

Only if they sculpt him as a booger in Lincoln’s nose.

The most well-fed and treated pooch awaiting her portion of our meal this evening. Actually it’s just primer chunks. #dogmeat #dogtreat

Never smile near a pedophile.

Except I was 30 when I moved here. But the Philly runs deep.

Same.

Sign reads no $ 4 ICE

I made this protest sign thinking it was fairly obvious, but my wife thought I was against $4 bags of ice. Which I am. So double protest!

Reeks of 3rd string steroid abusing right guard who never played a down. Hope he’s saving some cash for a lawyer.

Is that a raven or a crow in the sky?

Surely Shirley sure is squirrelly.

So happy for you! Congratulations and best of luck!

Lola the rat terrier laying in the sun with her mirror image on the wall next to her.

Lola reflecting.

New issue of the Tolucan Times out…