but without him who will we be able to say "more like Bob Bad" about!?

there was a Trump tweet from a very brief moment in 2012 when it apparently looked like Romney was leading the popular vote (?) and I don't believe a single Republican would cope any better if the electoral college went against them for once

When Dems get power even a hint of accountability/enforcing laws will be met with thousands of pundits going "but I thought Democrats were against partisan lawfare!!!" and it'll be very important to not listen and just laugh at them.

Maximum Lethality means your own side too, I guess?

We all laughed at him running for president just to say hi to Bernie at the debate, but it turns out he was playing the long game!

Superman (1978), Pong (1972), and Star Wars (1977) clearly to blame for Reagan

poor Zohran :(

"you have to use these as precedent, no you can't see our reasoning, and if you get an outcome we don't like by trying to apply them in good faith clearly you used them wrong and we need to issue another, just read our minds is that so hard"
even if they weren't all bad, lower courts can't do that!

Balls and strikes!

More and more people are saying "cadaver synod"

oh no, disc horse knows about the Nixon yaoi

say what you will about Square Enix's MMOs, and I have faith they could still find a way to mess up, but the way they've been making them increasingly solo-able feels like they're at least considering that for once! shame about mobile games.

unfortunately they failed to account for the ability of unconstitutionally unlimited war powers to scare the money; luckily the money refuses against all reason to be scared anyway

well at least now we're wasting more money daily than they ever "saved" to... make gas more expensive, don't know why they're so unhappy about getting their ideal government that can't do anything but kill people

Sephiroth Ace Attorney got weird

happy to hear Douthat won't complain about a Democratic president giving him the Pinochet treatment as long as we hold elections!

but also, given her record, if they're really so dangerous why would you want them moved into the jurisdiction of someone who can't convict a sandwich

Pence was straight enough out of central casting for "generic US President" he probably could've papered over some of his oddities, Vance cannot order a donut without repelling everybody around

Vance didn't have success ordering a donut!

well, of course, doesn't happen without sending Vance to take out Francis

We were worried about losing NJ Gov for a bit there! ... which might've turned out useful for lighting Republican money on fire and mobilizing to crush them, sure, but none of that stress needed to happen!

we need to find a good Eagleburger somewhere

It's going to be annoying but I think at this point they're just going to convince even less people to listen to them than sell anybody on Vance

pretty sure he'll try. though last I saw some of the deranged monarchists were placing all their bets on Barron, Eventually (or destroying the entire US for it right now) because even they seem to realize his elder brothers have already proven themselves incapable.

okay, this mostly just looks dumb, but are we absolutely sure somebody isn't trying to make sure Vance's career gets buried with Trump so no one can succeed him? (not that there was any worry with him)

"If you sign right here you don't have to keep listening to me" didn't work!?

I hate knowing of the discourse that could make this, for once, a justified block.

Look, I don't make the laws; if Israel doesn't want to pay for it themselves they can cease making it a violation of US law to support. Or let Palestine have one, I suppose.

I know we're all focused on It Happening, but it'd be real convenient, save who knows how many lives, if some disease could do us a solid and get him.

I always thought Biden's best shot was activating enough anti-Hibernian sentiment to turn Irish-Americans back into an ethnic voting block