OT, and could we not

@kenjennings.bsky.social did you do this?

I try not to unless it's my only option, but I'm 2 for 2 on getting what I paid for (unlicensed Captain Planet figure and a handheld to run emulators on). Shipping was slow as hell, but both had tracking

the plan was always for them to chill for like an hour first

even my rubber stamp of a congressman sent a perfunctory "well hold on there for a second" tweet

it's a good thing the part of me that bought the game every year isn't alive to see this

at least our "known for" food is a banger

uhhh hey so if you guys ever decide to make all the different skeleton hands in the gladiator skeleton's color, just know that it's an automatic purchase (or 2 or 3) for me now lol

a toy dinosaur with both hands (?) on its chest, as if it's pleasantly surprised by something

"omg you brought cookies for me? you didn't have to do that"

USA vs. itself

it's currently in stock for shipping, if you still need it
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` it 's anti italian discrimination '' Alt: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` it 's anti italian discrimination ''

(go Mexico though)

Ben Affleck smoking through the pain

I don't think they have ballistic missiles, but it's hard to imagine them not having *something* that can fly 90 miles

now those are some words that need to stay confined to the WBC in this the year of our lord 2026

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

who are 3 people who've never been in my kitchen?

is that their landing site just right of center in the second photo?

leave me goalie who didn't even get to play but also allowed zero goals alone 😭

looking good. something about the lighting and contrast made me think this was a McQuarrie painting at first lol

not until we can be sure that they won't try to cram it with a bunch of ai shit nobody wants

any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice

marge simpson from the simpsons is holding a potato and saying i just think they 're neat Alt: marge simpson from the simpsons is holding a potato and saying i just think they 're neat

thanks for feeding my flying machine fetish 🫡

especially if you're eating your brother's poop

a bald man in a red shirt is talking to a woman with the line must be drawn here Alt: Jean-Luc Picard saying "The line must be drawn here. This far. No further."

okay that's enough collabs for now

actually a perfect use case for their gangly proportions

at least give us an alternate James Brolin head lol

@veebstoys.bsky.social hope you still want that Jerry Orbach action figure lol