you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing

RFK takeaway: Swim with the biohazards, but be very, very afraid of immigrants. Curious selectivity.

Couldn't believe it was real. It is real. xcancel.com/SecWar/statu...

This mf couldn't sabotage the US army more if he did it on purpose.

And Teller still didn't say anything ...

“The MAGA crowd is made of dumb people — like, SUPER dumb people. And they fall for it.”

For my @wired.com feature debut, I talked to Sam, a guy who made thousands of dollars on Instagram by scamming MAGA men with Emily Hart, an AI generated, Trump-loving influencer. www.wired.com/story/ai-gen...

Cat Distribution System strikes again

The only guy who can fight one of those off is a

You're going to want to watch this.

The voices just cut in with a "SEEYA"

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From the oddlysatisfying community on Reddit: Just a Bear floating down a river Explore this post and more from the oddlysatisfying community

Here you go, Tyler

www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

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Maybe Hegseth can pray for Patel to stop his erratic behavior and excessive drinking.

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Doesn't Thrasher have like 8 boxes?

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Tyler is going for the "sexy Stephen Hawking"

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Iran negotiator or private investor? Raskin launches investigation into Jared Kushner. House Judiciary Democrats want answers about how Kushner can “both be a diplomat and a financial pawn of the Saudi monarchy.”

About GD time. Thank you, Rep Raskin

Kushner "negotiating" while raking in $ from foreign actors who gain from the wars he's "peace envoy" for is getting more exposure

"To whom do your professional obligations & fiduciary duties belong?”

Yes, like his Grifter-In-Law, who's he really working for?

Cosmopolitanism is hardly new. In late Ottoman Constantinople, large populations of Greeks, Turks, Armenians, Sephardic Jews, Arabs, and Balkan Christians lived together. But Stuart Hall nailed it in the 90s when he said "The capacity to live with difference is the coming question of the 21st cent."

is that JJ Abrams, David Fincher, and one of the @sklarbrothers.bsky.social ?

Ok, just watched the trailer, and from that, this one actually looks pretty damn good. I'd put money on Patrick Wilson showing up at the end somehow

Shame on DoorDash for participating in Trump’s “no taxes on tips” scam.

Aside from their D.C. DoorDash “Grandma” being a GOP operative from Arkansas, it’s mathematically impossible for her to have saved $11,000 in taxes this year as a result of Trump’s bullshit bill.

Everything Trump has done in the past year can simply be distilled into this

Hold up... I thought the last one was "the final chapter," or something along those lines....

Wow

I figured Elliot would have gone with Filter for worst band

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Super Troopers "We can't pull over any farther" scene but text reads: Iran has already closed the strait of Hormuz... It can't close any farther."

vance on his way to endorse someone and end their political career: