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The most famous warm-up in football history.

On this day in 1989, Napoli faced Bayern Munich at Olimpiastadion in Munich and Diego (inadvertently) created a piece of art for the ages 🥹

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LeftLion Interviews Podcast #16: Notts County’s James Belshaw on his career, coming home and how he nearly signed for Notts several times before This episode we are joined by Notts County FC goalkeeper James Belshaw who talks about his career, coming home to play for Notts County FC and how he nearly signed for Notts several times before...

Born and raised in Clifton in a Notts County-supporting household, James Belshaw took a circular route to becoming
@Official_NCFC goalkeeper.

Hear James discussing his storied football career on the latest episode of our #LeftLionInterviews podcast >

leftlion.co.uk/features/202...

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Jack Walton: Cambridge sign Preston goalkeeper in emergency loan Cambridge United sign Preston North End goalkeeper Jack Walton on an emergency loan deal.

This rule is ridiculous. Keeper gets sent off and banned. Club get to bring a replacement in for an 'emergency' of their own making.

Cambridge sign goalkeeper Walton on emergency loan - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

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Those posts which start “Want to feel old?” No. No I don’t. That’s how I feel EVERY day. Tell me something that’s going to make me feel young instead. Like Temple Of Doom was only released last Friday or something.

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What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Mercedes?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards without hitting a tree. 😬🫣🤭

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alien: take me to your leader
*donald trump appears*
alien: lol, good one

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“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

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I’ve got a terrible memory. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that it's the worst thing about me apart from my terrible memory.

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Another beautiful Easter message from the President who loves Jesus with all his heart and soul.

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The now famous pap photo of the Andrew formally known as Prince looking shell shocked in the rear seat of a car ... driven by Tiger Woods.

The now famous pap photo of the Andrew formally known as Prince looking shell shocked in the rear seat of a car ... driven by Tiger Woods.

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Doesn't pay any tax in the UK because he ran away to the Tax Haven Singapore to escape the effects of the Brexit he helped create.

Then he bought up hundred of millions of pounds of farmland to avoid tax, then cried when it was made taxable.

James Dyson is a scumbag.

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This week, Brexit finally killed our family business. We cleared out our warehouse, handed back the keys, paid the final bills and said goodbye to our last employee.
What was once a thriving firm died a slow, sad death, all thanks to Farage, Johnson and the gullible idiots they conned. 1/18

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Storm Dave incoming.

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UK says Iran holding world economy 'hostage' with Hormuz attacks Yvette Cooper is chairing a virtual summit looking at ways to get energy exports moving through the shipping lane.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

And they’ve got every right to after being attacked by that cunt across the Atlantic for no actual reason.

Try condemning that wanker first.

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when I first started my support group for perverted ice cream men, they came in their hundreds and thousands

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When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet.

This is why any recorded thing is now called ‘footage.'

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Trump: I am now winding down my operations to shit the bed. The bed is no longer a threat. Now my neighbours must come and clean it up. I shat the bed on their behalf, without even being asked, and now they must step up. Thank you for your at- oops, more shit on the way, stand by.

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A bigot, a rapist and a murderer walk into a bar. The bartender asks “what can I get you, Mr President?”

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Leonardo Dicaprio

Leonardo Dicaprio

Benny Hill

Benny Hill

My wife pointed out Leonardo Dicaprio is starting to look more and more like Benny Hill and I can’t unsee it now #oscars

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Some excellent replies and quote posts to this.

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THIS IS SPINAL TAP was released 42 years ago this week. Widely regarded as one of the funniest comedies ever made, and the film that spawned the ‘mockumentary’, the behind the scenes tale goes to 11…

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Film idea: Trading Places 2. Two old rich guys have a bet on what would happen if the biggest fucking idiot ever became leader of the free world.

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There is literally no point helping Donald Trump. He will shit on you if you help and he will shit on you if you don't. There is no point taking any of his demands into account. Best to try to do the right thing

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"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to go to the US to side with Donald Trump against his own country. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's a treacherous self-serving sack of shit"

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With his little soldier standing to attention.

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A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

this photo leaves little to the imagination

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Football FACT: Sheffield Wednesday Football Club are so called because they play their matches in Sheffield.

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