Balls, earl gray, hot

If you want happiness sit down with a big chilled stainless steel bowl of fruit and eat it like a chimp, like it's your damn job. King of the apes

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ma, dottore...

boy once you get good at editing audio you start hearing every "seam" in podcasts and such where some dead space or ahems have been taken out

The fact that every major police union endorsed Donald Trump is under appreciated in our political discourse.

oh for sure man any day now

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

dogshit

if you think a six-year-old in beatrice voted to go hungry or that kids growing up in east omaha deserve lead poisoning, you're no different than the people doing this to us. maybe the excrement coming out of your mouth would be put to better use growing your own withered sense of human solidarity

can't fuckin stand it when self-righteous wannabe progressives, sitting comfortably in their blue states where their rights aren't under attack literally every day, scoff from a safe distance at people suffering in red states and go "they're getting what they voted for 😏"

eat my shit and hair

eat shit

i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.

Batman from The Dark Knight Returns breaking a gun labeled "AI even if you're making fun of it" in half as he says "this is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

Anyway this is your periodic reminder to boycott square enix

John Roberts is and always has been Sam Alito with better PR

he has declared himself and his fellow republican justices the unelected rulers of America and they have wielded their power in favor of making Donald Trump of all people untouchable

the court as it exists today must be broken

nice solidarity with the oppressed where'd you get it the toilet store

i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”

that's fuckin slavery

Caitlyn Jenner sucks, but SHE sucks, you fucking bigot.

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee your farewell speech sucked btw

"think what you want" i do not need anyone's permission for this thanks this ability came free with my brain :)

Just remembered the excellent film Spotlight (2015) which is a dramatisation of the first investigations into systemic abuse by catholic priests and cover-ups by the church. At the end of the film it's like "Major abuse scandals have been uncovered in the following places:" which is followed by this

jk i know it's better in every way - except one, which is that our december zoo lights event blows yours out of the water :)

come check it out this yr if you haven't been

hey

Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including:

- Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel
- 5G LTE modem
- 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter

Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.

LET IT SIIIIIINK

it should not be that way is what i'm saying

foundation donors should not be allowed to give only to the football program while entire majors and colleges are being wiped out via budget cuts. break down the firewall

NU should permanently suspend its football program unless and until the legislature agrees to quit fucking around and fully fund the university for the next 50 years

wishing every clanker a day like this every single day

hexx yeah