It’s an excellent tie!

Sorry, I’m a little in and out on Bsky these days. Thank you!!!

FIG 11: When the skeleton elk owes you money. (Also you are a skeleton) Time to pay up you piece of shit.

When the skeleton elk owes you money

It’s funny how wrong the Truman Show was

I’m not a regular doctor, I’m a cool doctor

Introducing the kids to the finest cinema?

Ain’t no one gonna dull our fucking sparkle!

Trader Giotto’s Gnocchi al Gorgonzola packaging

TJ’s Gorgonzola Gnocchi is S tier

“Abstinence-only AI education.” Very funny.

Ted is right.

Hokas Speedgoats, but thanks your right

*public* sex forest

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Still germane:

its because the robot lingerie warrior lady is in fact a different emanation from the mind of the prompter. the technology exists to break down the barrier between the imagination and the world

Mar a Lago, in particular, should be USA 2’s first Sex Forest

The noble dullard plays such a vital role in the online ecosystem. Opinion Masters such as these make the world go round!

Honestly one of the worst parts is that they have so little respect for us they aren’t even trying to lie convincingly.

We watched people standing in line for 8-10 hours to vote in Georgia, so they made it illegal to give them water. They called in bomb threats to majority Black polling places. They did everything they could to suppress the vote.

And then folks are out here like, "well Georgia voted for this lol"

gen ai freezes all progress, creativity, and new thinking in place by recycling what has been, disallowing would could be. and what group of people might be motivated by that i wonder

I wonder if Roman elites watching the fall of their empire also thought: “This is so stupid.”

A tiny tomato next to a tiny cucumber. Vastly overshadowed by a pen.

Packaging: Sprinkles teeny tiny tomatos and Qukes teeny tiny cucumbers

This recession is going to be *crazy*

Please, if you love anything about this life, stop using ChatGPT and other GenAI. Just stop. Don't use it to dunk on it, don't use it for a laugh, just stop and let that shit wither.

It seems like you're having trouble understanding my opinion on this controversial issue. Here, let me make it clearer: Imagine if, instead of what is happening, something totally different was happening, where my position would be undeniably correct.

In the name of solidarity and ending the political polarization that fascism causes, no Republican should be able to show their face anywhere in public without being pelted from all sides with boos, jeers, and spoiled tomatoes.

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." - President Lyndon B. Johnson

Give me three to listen to, I’ll rank them, and return and give you word maybe.

Academia’s unholy marriage to ed tech and surveillance is an underreported cause of fascism’s rise.

Jesus fucking Christ

It's all a reminder that how we view these things rests considerably on our underlying values. For me, for writing, my top priority is the development of a student's "unique intelligence," which is rooted in a writing practice, the skills, knowledge, attitudes and habits of mind of writers.