in retrospect its probably unlikely that i get called on to represent bbc wales in the press pack/commentary box for the upcoming F1 season but to be fair to me I did think that involved something more like writing an essay by hand

waking up from a really long and involved stress dream having to painstakingly individually remember and say ‘that wasnt real, i dont have to do that’ one by one to each crazy obligation and/or failure or else it still exists enough to do damage

I don't want to shoot videos
I don't want to post tutorials
I don't want to show my process
I don't want to pour varnish
I don't want to turn my canvas
I don't want to record my screen
I don't want to cultivate parasocial relationships
I just want to make pictures and shitpost

its like no wonder you try and stay awake as long as possible when you know if you fall asleep your going to lose a whole day

i really think ~15 hours might be my natural amount of sleep but then i remember thats only cos an evening alarm inturrupts me so its probably more

i dont do Door Noise™ for radio shows because it would be so ridiculously frequent. but my fingers do itch

part of why we need diversity in game development btw. one person's unremarkable everyday life can be another's "whoah this worldbuilding is insane"

suddenly remembering i had a nightmare about church bellringing

its the bleeps. all the bleeps are funny Every time

ok fine its Not as good but it was Good Early. and anyway its working just fine

raucous laughter within the first 50 seconds of Twenty Twenty Six <3 Its great to be back in the IFU (Ian Fletcher Universe)

i have to learn to draw with zero graphite content

ughgh trying to use my scanner but i forgot that scanning anything with graphite pencils makes insane reflections and tooks terrible

killed it? that would make my year

LMAO I JUST REALISED they fully changed the main protaganist to an entirely different woman and i didnt even notice. Devestating

realised in retrospect i think i watched all of Hidden Assets without listening at all. fully blank on what happened. not even a critisism just. it hit genericism ig

OH YES Twenty Twenty Six has dropped! all 6 episodes

just hearing her on the radio is what it is. that underrated comedy At Home With The Snails. she’s great in it

I miss Miranda Hart. I do hope she’s happy and as ok as possible <3

[hans zimmer post thin red line, lion king, thelma and louise, prince of egypt, gladiator etc in front of a professional orchestra head in hands] yeah play the mute trumpet when the hospital gown falls open and we see the old man's ass. whatever. you know the drill

you think the rules are more sophisticated because you have access to an orchestra with full strings? nooooo pay the bills

the funny thing is that hans zimmer also did soundtracks for a lot of awful films as well which makes sense because why would it be different starting out than for actors ect but it *feels* funny

Door Noise™ in Southland

you gotta check out ozymandias’ badass new statue man. it’s two big feet and nothing else. he made it that way

ohhh thank goodness ive found a volume booster browser extension that works. YOUR MOVE, NEFTLIX

Inside The Manosphere on netflix is turning out to be one of the good ones i think

has anyone giffed that. i need a gif of that. i may need it enough to do it myself

theroux vaguely appearing over that manosphere influencer's shoulder as he speaks down the tv camera as he would a phone and going 'who are you talking to?' is one of the funniest things ive seen lately

Juster #KnockoffTvGoogles

police proceeds having witty banter making me look insane, headphones on giggling at footage of a mangled corpse