Cheating is skipping poly dnd night to play with another dnd group. Such betrayal.

A week must seem like a long time for hounds ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why would I clip their wings when I can pluck them one feather at a time?

If I was paid to be a nuisance I suppose I'd try to do it on purpose instead of whatever I did to do
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's fucking sick, how many politicians do I have to defenestrate to achieve this?

Also, kick rocks about it, what was I supposed to do, geolocate you before posting?

Girlthings will post this but not have completed their taxes yet.

Very good advice for cis girlies too. My wife uses primarily nibble based communication. I have become fluent in chomp.

You're so right actually.

Pathetic. Imagine not having your girl clicker trained and packed with tricks and commands. Couldn't be me.

This is such an important reminder. Good self care tbh.

Hound this, Handler that. Nobody ever seems care enough about the Hound's groomer (mechanic) I want an entire series about jaded mechanics sipping tea and watching the show

You. Send me a chat message since yours are closed.

No way, then it wouldn't be the same when I shame her and call her filthy over it.

If I'm not bullying girls because of their bodies what even is the point?

but nobody tell law enforcement. They must never know that criminal is actually Pam Bondi. Again, totally 100% its Pam Bondi. Nobody tell the FBI tho.

Bro I know this woman. Her name is Pam Bondi and she is a bad hombre.

office pet

You need to read the patch notes, they fixed that with recent updates.

Okay but have you considered that princesses itty bitty little minds should just stay head empty no thoughts and let someone else decide such things?

It's simple really. The first time you time travel you're creating a new timeline, the 2nd time you time travel you're changing the past of the future you own in your original timeline. The 3rd time you time travel you change nothin cuz time is immutable in your alt timeline.

So on and so forth.

Why are princesses always leaking? I swear to fuck it's all tear stained cheeks and messy thighs with them.

Sell tickets to watch regardless of the outcome

image of an anime girl captioned "30-year-old gf". around her float examples of her traits: - "how do you stay up so late???" - "this new poe league sucks" - misses forums - tired - can cook - depressed - wants to stay home - Annoyed by people calling her a milf - says things like "gibbed" and "telefrag" - "I'm too old for this" - wants to show you a cool daggerfall mod - watches you make mistakes she made years ago - extreme social anxiety - better with computers than gen-z software engineers - nostalgic - laughs at millennial memes - "the house is a disaster" - "can u order for me?" - MILF - "my boobs aren't thaat big" - everyone either thinks she's too cute to dom or too hot to sub; better at both than anyone in the room

now that i'm thirty this is basically me with only a few exceptions

You're staying at the Hotel California.

This is precisely why I will divorce my petwife when I've captured another s-type, make them marry each other, then legally adopt them both.

I couldn't stand it. Paying for hound pilots is beneath me. They should be lining up at my door for a place under my boot.

Are we like... Sure tho?