getting your eyebrows to look right feels like getting an unwieldy and complicated piece of furniture through a small door frame

A man asks another man with a flabbergasted expression "why are you looking at my feet, Lawrence?" Lawrence kneels down, points to the first man's shoes and asks "are those... are those Sora's shoes from Kingdom Hearts?" The first man asks "what's Kingdom Hearts?" Lawrence grips the side of his head in disbelief. He says "the mystery deepens further..." The first man, annoyed, says "these are medical orthotics, Lawrence."

While all you morons were putting cash into your 401ks, I spent my adulthood investing in magic beans. They all laughed at me, but look where we are now. In the post-apocalyptic Hellscape, the one who controls the beans is queen.

late to the party but this is the most insane 2 seconds in the history of music

I’m holding the fort brother 🙏🏻

it’s just about time for sun baked jacket, scalp and a cool breeze that makes you gather your lapels 😤

apple stopped selling their lightning aux adapter. count your days apple. we with wired headphones will grow underfoot unnoticed until it is too late

I'm not like other girls...

(I image you're rolling your eyes: "What is she, a Pick-Me?" But, I wasn't finished)

...I'm worse.😂

It's human to jump to conclusions. But how about a little humility once you get the whole story?—It's the only way to laugh!

I cherish my followers.

I can’t have disposable income. I’ll start getting things like a $100 water filter. a $160 hypochlorous acid generator. a tent. a handgun. I’ll open up a food bank. I’d be so bad 😝

winter is leaving me a dried out husk, and I fear I may never reconstitute the same 😔

thinking about carrying a handkerchief around. I could do things like, you know, comfort a crying lad. polish an apple. wave farewell by the dock. cough up blood. all the important stuff

the other day I found out my nostrils are asymmetrical. so needless to say don’t fucking talk to me

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER NANCY --- GO RIGHT BACK UP AND COME DOWN LIKE A LADY

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 2,1947

squidward from the ‘Alone’ episode of spongebob white room holding clarinet

posting on bluesky

oh yeah opencore legacy is kind of a must eventually. I didn’t do it and my late 2011 Catalina tangled itself into standstill, or my RAM died, I’m troubleshooting lmao. depends though, I hope it works out when I try it! case by case. idc if it’s normal I hate planned obsolescence shit 🙈

check out “hackintosh” I think there’s a subreddit :-P

it’s so funny those times when life sucks so bad that you have no other choice but to become a better person. and a philosopher

so cool!!

I think the most frustrating part about all of this isn’t losing the numbers, I can always hit 48k again. It’s leaving behind a ton of memories all because of some man baby running what used to be my favorite platform into the ground