Roberto

emailing me is an act of violence

FETCH the bolt cutters... deadass....

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

"bluesky is cooking it's really taking off" i have not yet seen a teenager posting stuff like 'you dont miss your dead dog you miss uncritical affection from someone who can't challenge you' so no i do not agree

happy edmund👨‍✈️ fitzgerald day🚢⚓️ to all my favorite SUPERIOR sluts👅💦🌊 49 years ago, the ss edmund fitzgerald SANK💥🚢🌊🧊 into the icy depths🥶❄️ of lake superior💧💧 which is the 🌊deepest😛 and LARGEST🍆 great lake by volume😩💦💦 but it’s still not as DEEP😮‍💨 as you’ll be getting tonight 🤤💦👅🍆 in remembrance🙏🏼

Black pen illustration of two adorable shorthaired tabbies, sitting behind a plain wall of some kind, looking pleasantly at the viewer and each has one forepaw draped over the edge of the wall. Typed text at the top left reads "We hope you like us."

From The Adventures of Nip and Tuck: Just Cats. Written by Elizabeth Francis and illustrated by Barbara Roe Hicklin, 1959.

ya

thousand dollar idea. you know those butt plugs with the jewels. put one of those arts and crafts clock mechanisms on it insteadh. im on some new medication

alright fine

looking at renderings of neolithic settlements and getting insanely mad about how bad society ended up being

TO DO

lizzie peaches, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1913

lizzie peaches, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1913

Edward Hopper, House by a River, 1919 #artinstituteofchicago #edwardhopper

it’s so important to preserve culture

look, about not being able to use gifs here — this is a site for internet poisoned people, we’ve seen all the gifs, a screenshot or even just 3 words about which gif you want to use is enough for us all to know what you mean

the for you feed and the mutuals feed are pretty good imo

red bellflower apples, painted by amanda almira newton, 1909

red bellflower apples, painted by amanda almira newton, 1909

i like this about it here. website broken sometimes who cares have a snack

Me trying to find old Twitter mutuals on every new social media

sickos haha yes

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my culture

EVERY ONE I KNOW IS SO TIRED THEY FEEL LIKE THERE BONES ARE MADE OF LEAD AND THERE COVERED IN SAND BAGS BUT TEY HAVE TO GET UP EVREY MORNING FEELING DEAD AND STILL HAVE TO SMILE AT WORK LIKE DA FUCKEN CRIPT KEEPER,,, AND IF WE COMPLAIN THEY TELL US TO VOTE,,,, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "RISE AND GRIND, EVREY THING COST'S MORE, EVERY THING IS WORST, EVERY ONE IS UNHAPPY, IF THEY FIND OUT TAKEING A WALK IS FUN THERE GONGA START CHARGEING FOR IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN

Well a blue supergiant star will never know how delicious drinking a beer is so now who’s insignificant

if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour

this one knocked me on my ass! good shit!! rude tales rules!!