Someone referenced Bob Dobalina and subsequently I have been profoundly earwormed for TWO DAYS

ANAL NATHRAK, ULVAS BETHOD, KLAATU VARATA NIKTO

I continue to love them. Their weird sticky biscuit skin comforts me.

Jamie Ding is eternal. Jamie Ding will always be winning Jeopardy somewhere.

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Did I mention that i saw the latest from Julia Ducornau, Alpha?

This morning's earworm, immediately upon waking, was the jingle from Big Red gum.

I have not heard this jingle since like 1988 or in fact thought at all about Big Red gum in that time.

Big Red gum sucked and the jingle was annoying. The end.

Correct.

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oh Ligotti why won’t you let me love you

Is foraging really feasible to feed myself? This labor-intensive way of eating isn’t for everyone – and I’m not sure it’s for me. It requires planning and flexibility

I like this.

:( I loved The Maxx.

oh shit! :(

…well, neither of my parents would be able to open cans without one…

Grace Slick, toking deeply: this flashback sucks

Time traveling to 1967 to tell Grace Slick that in the future, one of her songs will be advertising toilet paper on TV, sung by blue cartoon bears.

I mean, they’re just gonna be fruity, I’d imagine. I say this as a weird snack enthusiast.

They’ll at least be better than the taco flavored ones, I can almost guarantee.

HARD SAME.

I would really, really like to see this break through the social media/substack firewall and become a discussion point in media at large. Will it make a difference? I doubt it, but it's definitely one of those "There's no way this can be true!" ideas that needs to be widely known.

Yes, people are leaving in droves, including top talent. Sure, ratings are in the toilet, as is the reputation of CBS's news division. Granted, the flagship nightly broadcast is awful. But the thing to remember about Bari Weiss is...actually, I guess that covers it.

Well, at least we alienated all our allies for nothing.

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Beats and throat singing: Sámi DJs tap into growing pride in Indigenous identity Acts such as Article 3 are drawing inspiration from their culture and meeting a big appetite for Indigenous-focused club nights

Neat!

Today's earworm is "Anything, Anything" by Dramarama.

Yes. Let’s do Saw on them.

i am obsessed with the idea of regular everyday people talking like this in casual convo in a real "sickos YES" sort of way. Do Saw on them!!!!

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