“Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can’t take a joke.”

Here’s what was NOT released today:

- the proffer agreement between Maxwell and the DoJ

- the agreement transferring Maxwell to club fed

- communications showing who waived Maxwell’s sex offender status allowing her transfer and possible work assignments outside prison

- the Epstein files

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100%!! Every other “hack”I’ve ever tried is way less effective than just using your hands. I only do it this way.

Hot tip: using your hands for things is literally what they are made for 🙌🏽🤌🏽👌🏽👏🏽🥳

We used to have standards!

I enjoyed chatting with Stephen Colbert on "The Late Show."

My thoughts on how we save our democracy are the same today as when we last spoke on "The Colbert Report" in 2010.

We must get big money out of politics.

Finally, a united nation.

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

OLIVER: “It’s understandable why Trump is struggling to get even his own base to take his word for it that there’s nothing to see here - because to do so you’d have to believe everything we’ve learned about Trump over the years is either irrelevant, or sheer coincidence.”

‪The republicans are no doubt going to try to play as dirty as possible. But Roy Cooper hasn’t ever lost an election. He is insanely popular here. And Republicans think he is going to lose to a man we ain’t never heard of?? WHATley are they thinking??? ‬

Dems in NC are so FUCKING EXCITED!!!!!

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Fully respect their right to privacy but if they could just drop the memes/tweets they sent to each other, we would all really appreciate it. 🙏🏼🙏🏼 Their group chats must have been going WIIIIIIILD

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I’m almost done with Promise Me Sunshine and I need to know why companies don’t give PTO for book related emergencies???

I cannot be expected to check an email when my heart has been broken, healed, broken again and is now melted??

#BookSky

The Scots hate Tr*mp so intensely. Really showing the rest of us that we aren’t doing enough. We could be pettier 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

#ThisisScotland

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Grapenuts bravely asks the question what if we made a breakfast cereal that looks and tastes like gravel

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Me (SLP): Psychology is so interesting, maybe I should have been a counselor
*watches 5 minutes of #CouplesTherapy *
Me:

Today marks 16 years since the federal minimum wage was last raised.

Guess how much the wage would be today if it kept up with worker productivity over the years?

'Hello human, nice to meet you'

Well good thing the people profiting off of this are doing absolutely nothing to help because they care more about money than people.

Let that sink in for a sec.

Jon weighs in on the late-night TV model after CBS unceremoniously cancels "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert"

Tweet from @4ngelspulse you actually do owe people a conversation & explanations... i don't like how gen z has normalized acting as though people are disposable and not "owing" people anything... u owe common decency & curtesy

To owe nothing is to have nothing and to be nothing. You owe it to yourself to decide your values and then live up to them. You owe strangers the kindness you’ve been shown a thousand times. You owe your loved ones the love they give you. Connection is built, not simply taken.

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New York Times headline: "Is it Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?" Above the headline a photo of the vampires from Sinners, asking to be let in. The photo has been modified with a downward-facing word balloon to create the effect that the vampires are speaking the headline.

Superman is the story of an immigrant who grew up in Kansas, landed a low-paying job as a reporter in Metropolis, and still had time for a hobby because urban housing was affordable.

Who considers getting rid of social media at least once a day? And/or not having a smart phone anymore?
To me, it’s this fight between not wanting to be disconnected from the world…and at the same time feeling social media/constant screens disconnects me from myself and the present moment. ‬

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“A lot of people felt comfortable in their righteousness because they didn’t have to test it. And now you have to test it.” - President Obama in a recent interview with @hcrichardson.bsky.social