i have a costco membership and if you ever want to split stuff, a couple friends and i are going to start doing monthly trips and divide everything out based on needs/wants/etc 💗

is the 5 inches of snow tonight girlcoded or boycoded?

i’m the poopin’ist girl around

not to sound creepy - but watching freshly awake people navigate totally mundane situations is so adorable

(note: freshly awake person is like always kenneth lmao)

pre workout has me seeing sound but also shitting liquid. my butt is a clam and you should all pray it does not open

“i don’t let my dog on the couch” = bad person (who probably is practicing their roman salute)

me greeting anyone who finds my page

omg hi y’all 🫶🏻