I wish the BBC would quit this. What actually happened? #PremierLeague #NEWLIV

Have you considered a career in finance?

Try today's difficult football trivia question at hitles.co.uk

Can you name all 19 Premier League players to have, so far, scored 5 or more goals this season? Good luck. #soccer #football #PremierLeague

It’s pronounced “adidas”.

Would football (or #soccer for the algorythm) be more fun if one or two referees were genuinely bent, but no one knew exactly who they were?

Hypothetically, how many games without a win before Pep would get the tin tack? #mancity #UCL

Losing your phone is so 2005.

Any thoughts on this, #Rangers fans?

I’ve joined the exodus. All I want is funny football memes and some genuine news - not right wing bots spitting bile. Who should I follow??