Grimaces are an invasive species in McDonaldLand, hitting them with your car is a public service

This is unreal because it's not even really a secret. Amazon does this literally all the time. Source: I work for an agency that develops Amazon strategies. I've got like six different paper trails of Amazon staff telling me and my brands that costs/prices have to be altered or they won't stock it

Since mistakes make me, wouldn't they be mestakes

Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

I wear a fanny pack pretty much exactly like this when I'm riding my bike or on the subway

🚨NC followers🚨

Normal way to wear a fanny pack, makes it easier to wear on the subway. Find a new slant

Mamdani: "What are we fighting for?. When you look back at the history books of our party, 100 years ago we had a very clear vision of what we were fighting for. It's sad that for too many Americans, when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, then have to turn to a history book."

My jaw has hit the ground and I'm making a brrblbrrbl sound with my lips

Suddenly realized that I'm 20% more likely to have a crush on you if you're in a PBS food show

I was hoping for more nonlethal ownage and less "there ARE some good cops out there"

Keir Starmer is probably my least favorite politician who barely affects anything I do

Several officials told me that Patel’s drinking has been a recurring source of concern across the government. They said that he is known to drink to the point of obvious intoxication, in many cases at the private club Ned’s in Washington, D.C., while in the presence of White House and other administration staff. He is also known to drink to excess at the Poodle Room, in Las Vegas, where he frequently spends parts of his weekends. Early in his tenure, meetings and briefings had to be rescheduled for later in the day as a result of his alcohol-fueled nights, six current and former officials and others familiar with Patel’s schedule told me. On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials. A request for “breaching equipment”—normally used by SWAT and hostage-rescue teams to quickly gain entry into buildings—was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors, according to multiple people familiar with the request.

Depriving Trump of high quality underlings by stigmatizing association with him has been very successful www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Derek a lurker of r/malefashionadvice confirmed

"Being handsome and charismatic" is the Bullet Bill item of politics

A. Trump kinda looks like Max Headroom here
B. Who's the other guy? Is that supposed to be Homan???

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Man now that I think about it, him and Larry trading verses on Life Is Beautiful is chock full of bangers. Doing burpees, looking sleek

Probably not the craziest I know, but 2 Chainz saying "walk in the club with 3 hos like Santa" is permanently stuck in my brain

Sorry man, I'm still trying to see what could happen with mine

Similarly, I'm recording unsustainable amounts of Definitely Definitely Definitely

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit

Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here

Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse

Media and universities: AI is here to stay

And here is Grandma testifying last July. Same shtick. She’s from Nevada. Her husband was apparently fine then. But she just happened to catch the DoorDash call to deliver hamberders to Trump in DC today. They are not even trying.

‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.

For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view.

Workers I spoke to are pissed.

An image of a nerd with a shirt that says "ball expert: me" and the chart he made comparing my ball knowledge (high) vs your ball knowledge (low). The nerd is telling you to consult the graph

This is basically Will Stancil

All of these nerds should join the army instead of pursuing a professional career if they feel this strongly about it

this is why there’s been mass revolt and opposition to data centers being built in communities. it is genuinely a health hazard to live this close to something emitting this much sound. these need to stop being built

Souls games are at least fair. All of the SNES Star Wars games were absolute fucking bullshit

A large group of people queue up for a food bank in the rain. Jonathan Portes stands there telling them “Don't look so glum! Most people have experienced income growth!”

can't stop thinking about how casually these monsters are dismantling everything good and useful the government does in a year and a half and comparing it to Joe Biden who couldn't even manage to fire Louis DeJoy in four