They doing this on purpose?

Something very SOAD about this.

I reckon #SWFC should arrange an open top bus celebration for surviving the reign of Chansiri.

Start typing a message, delete message without sending, do this every few minutes.

Alternatively, schedule a response for 2am just saying 'hi'.

The footage:

Two bastard eggs atop ham and toasted bagel on a plate, a glass of orange juice accompanies.

Made bastard eggs (fried using Frylight then poached by adding water to the pan).

Decent alternative to straight poaching.

I love a particular quote from Contact which can be slightly rephrased for such an occasion.

"Why buy one when you can buy 2 at twice the price?"

I am led to believe (and I'll admit I am easily led) that the etymology of monkey also comes from monk, so a capuchin monkey is twice named after monks.

Not at all. When I have a jacket potato for lunch I'll save some butter for the crispy skin and eat it like a sandwich.

I'm f****** crying my step dad just called me and was like I got to tell you something so I was instantly expecting bad news and he hits me with I walked out to my pole barn today and I thought there was a giant puffball mushroom but when I got closer I realized it was an egg and I'm like okay because he lives in downriver Michigan so finding large eggs in your yard isn't exactly weird. Um. this was the egg. The photo is of an adult man holding his hand up to a massive egg, larger than his hand.

So his first thought is oh I bet one of the emus from the farm down the road got out and laid this NBD goes over to his house shows in the egg guy says that's an ostrich egg and I have zero ostriches. The photo is of several ostrich tracks behind his pole barn. In Michigan. Again. Not where ostriches live.

And there are f****** ostrich tracks in his backyard there is an ostrich loose and downriver Michigan and it laid an egg in his yard. I'm literally screaming right now the pic came through mid convo and I was like huh like I'm thinking oh maybe an eagle egg or something because people underestimate how big / little eggs are all the time no a f****** ostrich egg the emu guy is incubating it and will send pics if it hatches by the way I feel insane right now what the f*** in ostrich imagine just chilling in your backyard in an ostrich shows up it set off his alarms last night he just thought it was a little animal f****** with the sensors

Update hasn't hatched yet stepdad has told me he plans to name it Frankie Jr by the way had to send him this meme under the direction of my father who is apparently too shy to send it himself and asked me to send it for him. This is like the plot of a lifetime movie written by Chad GPT to me I need to go live in the woods I feel like I'm regularly staring at a non-existent camera when people in my life tell me things

did I ever share the ostrich saga here.

Just saw a crow absolutely going for a magpie. The magpie smacked into a bus shelter trying to get away.

Can only imagine what the magpie did but I doubt it'll do it again.

Simpsons quote. Super Intendant Chalmers is talking to Principal Skinner. "My H has been stolen! Oh, that's how people know it's a Honda."

AI's saving grace? It'll probably kill social media.

Fake videos, fake content, fake engagement, fake people.

There'll soon be no trust left.

Convinced the robot marathon runner is ai. Show me another angle. Show me another robot attempting the race.

Until then, it's fake.

.bmp

And we should be a little embarrassed about those last 5.

They tend to call back in the afternoon with coffee spoons.

So angry. I put the bin out to be emptied as per the schedule only to discover that the road behind my property (where my bin is out out) has been changed to a different schedule. And now not emptied.

Americans are weird.

I hate the use of a comma in place of and in headline writing. Just feels avoidably janky.

Air's Moon Safari is the perfect album but for Last of the Summer Wine inspired Ce matin-là.

Which makes it even more perfect.

It's disappointing that the word Cyclops doesn't have a single 'i'.

The formatting of your dates is stupid and you should be embarrassed.

Heading to Spain in the hope of catching it this summer.

Excited.

Here, in fact

fourble.co.uk/podcast/99pc1

I have every episode of that somewhere and the original 'King Stupid'.

It was also on-line somewhere should you need it.

@aiannucci.bsky.social is a British institution.

bsky.app/profile/dant...

Chorizo and tomato salad, served with sourdough and goats cheese. Oh my.

Chorizo and Chicken Jambalaya, oh yes.

I think I like chorizo a little too much. See also:

A can of Love Lane Brewery's Spring Pale (work British hops) 4%

Chin chin.