You’re in your mum’s car?

Jessie Where?

Nice glass of Chablis while my rabbit stew simmers and the sun sets. Lush.

How to catch out a catfish in one message: act like you know them

Shall we retire to bed, my dears?

‘Battle of the Apes’ was RIGHT THERE

Not just your industry, there are a fair few unions not worth their existence

I don’t know if I can be arsed getting out of bed for dinner 😴

Another week, another Bristol hotel room. Nap then dinner, methinks.

New week, glorious weather, off to Bristol again later and spent the last day or so playing with my new Dyson robot hoover & mop (I'm obsessed)

Central Bristol nowadays hun!

I should probably look up how many IHG points you need for a stay, I might have enough to sell my house and move in by now

🤭

Mostly involving hanging out the back of Jack I imagine 😂

Haha I sense a story

Mhmmmm

Well if you’d asked me yesterday what I would be doing this afternoon, it definitely wouldn’t have been seeing one of dearest’s school teachers absolutely twatted on Prosecco 😂

Awful news from the Nürburgring today. Only just heard after being out. Such a loss.

Nah always overpriced

MacArthur Glen Cannock done, now Bicester Village. What a time to be alive.

None needed tbh

👀

You, you dipshit 😂

Jack go get your man

And you love it

Amazing! He turned a dresser into a pot plant!

Cheating on us with his dirty foreign boys

Been tidying the house and probably found enough spare medication to open a reasonable sized pharmacy