Tempting to see Fabrizio as some kind of journalist. But if you ask me he’s just as likely to be the front for an agent’s collective. As ever the beauty of Twitter is that no one really knows what you are. #afcb

Mowed my lawn today - in gloves with a bobble hat on…

There’s a kind of perception out there that Bournemouth is some kind of non- league side that got lucky. Currently, it’s everything you point out and one of the teams in the PL no one wants to play. Fact.

It is.

I just ask myself this question. “Who, in the entirety of the Premier League, would want to play #afcb at the moment.”

“You gotta have a dream. If you don't have a dream, how you gonna make a dream come true?” Oscar Hammerstein II. #afcb

Who showed Christie where the goalposts are? Bloody good job who ever it was. #afcb

I think I bought that edition. A much retold story in comics of the day I seem to recall.

Disc race full at every level. An organisation run for the benefit of staff not passengers.

Seems entirely plausible to me.

I had the pleasure of that at Gatwick this morning. Much better in the Canaries. Great view from my ferry window and #afcb in the lead!

Go 🍒🍒🍒 I’m listening in courtesy of the #afcb feed on the ferry from Tenerife to La Gomera. Slightly better weather than the U.K. ☀️☀️

I like your thinking.

A miss is as good as a mile.

Awesome.

Zzzzz. Followed by O’Neil. Six at the back and let’s hope we get lucky up front. Never want to see that again.

Very reasonable in the circumstances. It’ll be our turn in the summer when the top 6 are baying for half our team.

Share! Looks like good dust…l

I think they would. What they need to see is more players loaned from the other teams in Bill Foley’s portfolio.

Exactly. Under promise and over deliver and all that..

Absolutely agree. Bill has engineered a bit of a PR disaster here. Better to say nothing until you've thought through the whole thing. Even the hint he's just dropped may not be the last word for all we know. #afcb

Fabulous thought. And must more likely to fill it. I hope we're going to get something desirable out of all this - not the cheapest common denominator.

Poole Town then. 🤣

Indeed. I was more thinking it could be a rather lonely experience. I think Saints have to work to fill it.

St. Mary’s would be a litmus test of the demand for #afcb tickets with over 30k potentially for sale. Would it be a sell out?

Actually closer for me too.

Good news. Being smart means we don't have a squad full of expensive duds like - err - some teams we could mention. Let's stay smart.

Exactly. The latter a ghastly thought it would be like watching Subuteo…

What fresh horror is this!

Below pitch level! Blimey.

Well I guess it would have to be, but I gather there’s a height restriction as well - so there’s a limit to that too.