"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Pizza Express meal?"

Andrew is eighth in line to the throne, but that’s prison toilets for you!

It sucks, so much disappearing behind a paywall is just rubbish.

Umbro kits this year are unreal, barely a bad one around

Our club is teetering on a precipice... please, Mr Morfuni, if you can't stop us from falling, sell to someone who can It is not fun anymore. When football is no longer fun, and if supporters cannot identify with what is put in front of them, everything falls apart. Make no mistake, everything is on the edge of fallin...

Free-to-read tonight, because I think this one needs it.

#stfc

Genuine question, Town fans... do you see us getting a win before the #Hollow1k game? I couldn't give less of a shit how many games Holloway has managed, when he's not exactly pulling up trees with Swindon. #STFC

Nope. Clem&Co will bleed this club dry, there's plenty of ways for shitty owners to fill their pockets.

Nothing quite says 'I'm at a tyre shop' more than the stereo going from Blazing Squad's 'Crossroads' into 'Sandstorm' by Darude...

It was a lot quieter then! 😁

'back to backrington' was a particular highlight, hat tip to Mr Acklam (not yet of this parish?) for that one

Nothing stacks up, everything we're told is bollocks.

Probably time to stop lurking and start posting on here then, huh?