It’s bc no matter how vile, harmful, or murderous these ppl are, their whiteness qualifies them to be viewed through the lens of their humanity. Their whiteness grants them the grace of being seen as temporarily deviating from their inherent goodness

I'll give this a like cause Speed Racer and Scott Pilgrim vs the World kick ass.

that lady husband was in that bathroom playing with them fake titties like

The good doctor doesn't have any friends, any family, no home, not even an opps and now the good shower dick is no lomger an option. This the villain of season three.

And Dr. Toarabi is looking back like "OF COURSE I WANNA BANG HIM! LOOK AT HIM! HIS LEG MUSCLES ARE THROBBING LIKE JUST RAN THRU TOWN OR SOMETHING!"

Her homegirl played Frogger with a collapsing dome and lost and now her booty call with the good white teeth talking bout "this is my therapist."

And leaves her standing with the wife.

And the wife looking at her like "I know you smashed my husband. You wanna throw it at him right now."

His dead wife. The wife everybody thought died in Atlanta. Terri the wife who don't live here anymore cause she can't keep her ass at home.

Dr. Toarabi had to evade a murder attempt, take control cause her colleague's sum hoes, evacute the town, deal with selfish citizens, and just when she thought she could slide up on her old work with the patented "I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL GONNA DIE, LET ME GET SOME DICK" line, he pulls out his wife.

This. Exact. Same. Thing. Happened. In. The. 2024. Presidential. Election.

And look who ended up winning.

I really want to see Delroy, Wummi, and Ryan win tonight. If Michael B snags best actor as well, then I'll be hyped.

Dude looks like a villian in a Nintendo DS game.

"FUCK YOU PROFESSOR LAYTON I AIN'T GOING TO JAIL!"

I know the planet's dying and we're at war and gas prices are skyrocketing but...

Is it weird that there hasn't anything said about that Spider-Man movie that comes out in like four months.

Not even a teaser.

Street Fighter got a teaser. And that comes out in October.

Property and estate/inheritance taxes eat them alive and each successive generation is worse at making money than the last.

Anderson Cooper talks about how all of the Vanderbilts were broke by the time he came along

Yellowstone was like this as well. The Duttons owned half of Montana and most of the livestock in it but could barely afford the property tax that came with it.

Your name is Nemo?!?

Ionno even think the white Dems care about the general election that strong. They truly just want Black ppl out by any means. They think everything is a polite debate so they really yearn to see two white guys on podiums going "exactly" at each other.

The President of the United States had to weigh in on that incident at the time.

I ALREADY KNOW THOSE F**KERS ARE UGLY AS HELL WHY I KEEP SEEING THEM AGAIN AND AGAIN!

I've never seen even one of these conspiracy types mention Cordero, who, if you think about it, should be recognized as one of the first people to blow the whistle on Epstein, and also acts as a sobering example of demonstrable ways in which societal elites abuse power to silence enemies.

Victims of abuse by powerful men are often ridiculed and silenced by the apparatuses of power that these men hold. Ava Cordero was a trans woman and one of Jeffery Epstein's first accusers. She was forcibly outed and ridiculed by the press, who went so far as to publish private social media posts.

Also, on a darker note, I need to talk about how conspiracy theorists preference "hypothetical victims" - i.e. nameless, faceless kids trafficked and eaten by the Shadow Government - over Epstein's actual victims who have names, faces and can speak for themselves about their experiences.

"There's a secret Jewish conspiracy to flood our countries with migrants!"

>an actual conspiracy is uncovered full of Christian guys endlessly talking about how much they hate minorities and how easy it is to get conspiracy theorists to hate minorities

"See?!"

Another reason conspiracy theorists are desperate to rewrite the history books about this is that it came out that a lot of their internet hangouts were built by pedophiles who specifically said in their emails "we can weaponize these people because they are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet"

Also quite apart from it being rich white right-wing men (as it always is) instead of the Secret Woke Mind Virus, they imagined it as a bunch of hypercompetent anime villains whereas in reality it was just dudes emailing each other in plaintext asking for directions to the Sex Trafficking Island

"The Epstein files proved them right!"

No they fucking didn't. You can't describe a conspiracy whose major actors are a secret elite composed mostly of marginalized people that doesn't actually exist, then suddenly declare you were right because a completely different conspiracy was uncovered.

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology"

No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

I like the song "Fool on a Hill."

...I heard it during the intro to Dinner for Shmucks.

THERE'S NOT?!?

So it be tangy huh.

“You muzzled APPA!?”