Does this effect the current state of nuking all weevils

gonna collapse and die and explode and people nearby will take minor AoE damage

This is everyone's recommendation to watch cabaret, it's free on YouTube

People who say "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" must be terrible cooks

Words matter. We should stop saying “He’s on the list”

Replace it with “He raped children”

#Epsteinfiles
#Epsteinlist

I LOVE LOVE LOVE HADESTOWN

They are just ew

This one is gonna get baked into a cookie

Im gonna deepfry that one

I'm going to eat your stupid weevil

I'm gonna eat the weevils

Don't play american truck sim

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BAD PIE YOU KNOW BETTER THAN PUKING ON THE CARPET

Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz, we’ll go first:

Just for this I'm gonna block you so you'll never have all the followers

MY EYES OW MY EYES MY EYES OW THE REFLECTION FROM HIS GIANT FOREHEAD BURNED MY EYES

21*

honk

Reminder to check in on the friend who always looks like they have their stuff together and who always puts on a good face 🫶💛

Ok Athena is right, I can see him being that one kid who was constantly trying to disprove Santas existence

Difference is smash isn't needing major changes overwatch is unbalanced, doesn't care about the community, and marvel knows what they're doing

My dog loves peeing through the fence into the neighbor's yard, so I tried it and he's right! It's a lot of fun.

a despondent frog with headphones on

fuck why’s he kind of me

It just occured to me.

Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas is You" is the Christmas equivalent of a RickRoll.