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Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide.

Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session.

Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment

He still needs to be removed from office. A war powers resolution will not suffice. He circumvented Congress to start the war. He circumvented them on tariffs and appropriations. Why anyone thinks he'd adhere to a Congressional war powers resolution is beyond me.

Are any members of Congress currently on their way back to DC?

The President of the United States is a madman.

Speaker Johnson, we are calling on you to bring the House back to DC IMMEDIATELY!

The Cabinet needs to invoke the 25th Amendment. But Congress can’t just sit on its hands and wait for that to happen when the President is threatening to commit war crimes TONIGHT.

Someone should release the Epstein files at 8pm est tonight.

NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants.

Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare.

(🎥 Al Jazeera)

I'm the daughter of an Army paratrooper who refused orders during our illegal invasion of Vietnam back in the day. He went to LBJ military jail.

Dad taught his girls this: "Just following orders" is NEVER any excuse for anyone who's complicit in war crimes. You MUST refuse heinous orders.

I don't know why this has to be said but: it doesn't matter that two impeachments failed! That's not a free pass to never hold him accountable again. What the actual fuck.

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

Donald Trump is threatening to kill untold numbers of innocent Iranian women and children unless a nation of 90 million people bends to his psychotic will, but tell me more about how he couldn’t possibly have raped kids.

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it.

This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Good afternoon. Speaker Johnson was sent a bill to fund TSA, the Coast Guard and FEMA that passed the Senate 100-0. If he had simply called it for a vote it would passed easily.

But he chose chaos. Because that’s what Trump wants. Only Johnson can clean up this mess.

And you have a lot of time. 27 is cool because it’s 3 cubed.
And it’s a long time until 4 cubed.

mill's dedication: this is a jointly authored work

a century & a half of male editors: mill exaggerated out of a sentimental fondness for his wife

mill's letters: no, really, most of "my" work was partly by her, i really could not be clearer on this

During the next filibuster, every representative should read outloud pages and pages of the unredacted Epstein files.

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Judge orders 1,000 Voice of America staffers back to work in rebuke to Kari Lake A federal judge has ordered more than a thousand Voice of America staffers back to work by Monday. It's a major defeat for the Trump administration's effort to cut the news outlet to the bones.

In rebuke to Kari Lake, US judge orders 1,000 Voice of America staffers back to work

My story for NPR:
www.npr.org/2026/03/17/n...

Putin's #1 goal for TRUMP was to dismantle NATO. Today Dump said he didn't need congress to leave NATO (he does). He's trying to make Putin's wish come true.

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As always, if you’re waiting in line to vote, STAY IN LINE.

Existential Pragmatist (@businessdemocracy) I go toe to toe with Republican Representative (and conservative economist) Richard Armey and make a few points edgewise (1996). https://digital.hagley.org/VID_1993230_ep880

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I can't believe I'm saying this and it's not a meme, but polls close at 7 in Illinois, so if you're in line to vote, STAY IN LINE. You can register TODAY with a piece of business mail and vote TODAY. Every vote counts.

It's a sunnier, nicer day out than we all thought it would be! Get out there!

They never saw WarGames.

Cuba’s national energy grid collapses, causing island-wide blackout President Donald Trump threatened again to topple the country’s communist government.

With the Trump administration’s oil blockade cutting off fuel to Cuba, the country’s electrical grid collapsed Monday, causing an island-wide blackout.

President Trump, meanwhile, threatened again to topple the country’s communist government.

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Great interview with Daniel Okrent! But what’s wrong with The Mass?

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled.

A truly extraordinary moment.

We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

Act like it.

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

Ossoff: "The WH put out a video depicting this war as a video game. When service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, & even more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this WH treats war like a game. It's a disgrace. And it speaks to a moral rot."