Sorry Leicester but thats the price you pay for giving Van Horseface the job last season

Keep laughing to myself that he gave the impression that he was genuinely interested in getting our, to quote Luke Gallagher, "Battle Machine" (minibus) to Burnley away on Wednesday

What a guy

Putting Mendy and Fernandes on this graphic, shocker

Ha the band are from London and despite that song being great I saw them at The Castle a month ago and they were SHITE

He produced it - it's that song I mentioned to you the other week. The band said it's about Manchester itself, not City

Another great result 🌹🌹🌹

Easy to say when you've not quite sobered up yet, but yesterday was one of the great days following City. I'll feel like absolute shite on Wednesday when I come down from this feeling of euphoria.

Fucking hell, might get on the train to London for tomorrow now

They can *feel* The Parrot

Never seen anything like this Suryavanshi. He's the same age as my mates cat and he's hit 50 in 15 in the IPL.

First FA Cup semi final in 16 days yet we do not know who's playing on what days yet. Bunch of jokers.

Shortest Tudor spell in charge since Lady Jane Grey

Bit of an iconic moment in an iconic season too (albeit it was Yaya that got the winner)

It shouldn't matter but the West Ham goal was a consolation goal, despite it being beautiful. Unrelated, but after leaving London after the match I got the train to Sheffield where I fell asleep pissed in a cubicle at a Reverand and the Makers gig.

QPR away 2011 to make it 2-1. His first touch takes 3 defenders out the game. But a lot to be said for Hull away 2014, the goal and the performance is one of the all time greats in a blue shirt. Also, he scored the 5th goal at OT as has been sung at length.

It was fucking freezing but glorious. An underrated moment from that game was Ederson saving a penalty.

Don't want to come across like I'm getting rattled by Football Banter accounts, but I've seen with Salah leaving Liverpool who the "best front 3" has been in the PL is being discussed.

Debate it all you want, but for a front 6, no one touches Fernandinho, KdB, Silva, Sterling, Sane & Aguero.

First time I've ever watched an episode of "The Rest is Football" as they've done something about de Bruyne. It's absolutely fucking wank and I'm a Lineker fan.

Episode 2 - Liam Wright - 2007/08 Season YouTube video by Maybe In Another Generation

youtu.be/YfvECa3W0Wg?...

Have a listen to me talking about the 2007/08 season

Episode 2 - Liam Wright - 2007/08 Season YouTube video by Maybe In Another Generation

youtu.be/YfvECa3W0Wg?...

Have a listen to me talking about the 2007/08 season

Can only imagine the book Simon Stone would be writing if O'Reilly played for united

Went to the Co-Op tonight and didn't see any Wu on Wu, fortunately the chance of blue on blue on Sunday is high

I'd probably be a lot more positive if people stopped calling me a fat cunt

Same night Neil Pointon tried to decapitate Giggs, one of my favourite derby moments

A lot of positive Bert spin out there tonight, not for me I'm afraid. Played alright and created a bit but didn't really give their keeper(s) much to think about. Read people saying they thought Cherki was great; I was watching something different. Got to win on Sunday.

First time I've wanted Liverpool to win for about a decade, set of dicks

Been out all day today on the piss for my mates 40th, we were reflecting on it being 10 years since his 30th. Funny how some things never change

Also no rationalising wearing that kit