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this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

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Tom Waits and Massive Attack announce collaboration The two artists (seldom releasing new material) have revealed themselves a pairing, with “Boots On the Ground" arriving April 16th.

I’m sorry WHAT

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The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

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Fight a huge Fish Train in HIERONYMUS, a bizarre indie FPS game, based on the art of Hieronymus Bosch! (also check out those reload animations!)
store.steampowered.com/app/2518790/...

EXCLUSIVE video of the full Fish Train boss: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWQR...

by indie dev Hurdy-Gurdy Games

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Hungary’s future health secretary dancing on stage last night.
🎥: Noémi Zalavári

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A photo from behind the scenes on filming Revenge of the Sith. Against a bluescreen backdrop, George Lucas snarls and raises his hands to the sky, as Ian McDiarmid in full costume as Palpatine, does similarly in the background.

A photo from behind the scenes on filming Revenge of the Sith. Against a bluescreen backdrop, George Lucas snarls and raises his hands to the sky, as Ian McDiarmid in full costume as Palpatine, does similarly in the background.

can't believe we're really getting the taxation of trade routes being in dispute *and* a blockade of deadly battleships

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A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

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One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo’s nest.

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a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face Alt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

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A SKLETON VERY TIRED AND OVER STIMULATED "FEELS LIKE IM A KID AGAIN" TOO BAD I HATED THAT SHIT!!! TOO BAD I HATED EXISTING AT THE WHIM OF A BUNCH OF DIFFRENT PEOPLE THAT DIDENT REALLY LIKE ME, UNDER THREAT OF COMPLETE DESTRUCTION BY OUR OWN GOVERMENT, AND OTHER GOVS, ECT ECT ANY WAY DA REST OF DA TEXT "COMPLETELY POWERLESS, NUCLEAR ANNIHILIATION THREATS, NO ONES HELPING, CONSTANT IMPENDING FEELING OF DOOM, FANTASIZE ABOUT LIVING IN 1800S OR 2300S ANY TIME THATS NOT NOW, THERE MAKING A SUPER MARIO MOVIE" WELL HOPE YOUR HAVEN A GOOD DAY AND KICKEN A$$ AND MANIFESTING JUST 1 LUCKY BLOOD CLOT IN 1 UNLUCKY GUY COULD BE ANYONE DONT SAY WHO JUST THINK ABOUT IT ALOT AND REALLY HARD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLETON VERY TIRED AND OVER STIMULATED "FEELS LIKE IM A KID AGAIN" TOO BAD I HATED THAT SHIT!!! TOO BAD I HATED EXISTING AT THE WHIM OF A BUNCH OF DIFFRENT PEOPLE THAT DIDENT REALLY LIKE ME, UNDER THREAT OF COMPLETE DESTRUCTION BY OUR OWN GOVERMENT, AND OTHER GOVS, ECT ECT ANY WAY DA REST OF DA TEXT "COMPLETELY POWERLESS, NUCLEAR ANNIHILIATION THREATS, NO ONES HELPING, CONSTANT IMPENDING FEELING OF DOOM, FANTASIZE ABOUT LIVING IN 1800S OR 2300S ANY TIME THATS NOT NOW, THERE MAKING A SUPER MARIO MOVIE" WELL HOPE YOUR HAVEN A GOOD DAY AND KICKEN A$$ AND MANIFESTING JUST 1 LUCKY BLOOD CLOT IN 1 UNLUCKY GUY COULD BE ANYONE DONT SAY WHO JUST THINK ABOUT IT ALOT AND REALLY HARD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THIS SUCK'S LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Remembering the prophet Arnold Schwarzenegger who contemplated the riddle of steel on the tree of woe, died, and rose from the dead three days later. Through Crom all things are possible.

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Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

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A SKELETEIN FLICKEN OFF THERE COMPUTER "THE ONLY GPT I CARE ABOUT IS GETTING HIGH AND PANICING BECAUSE I GOT TOO HIGH " - YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME THAT A PROGRAM THAT BOILS SMALL TOWNS IN ORDER TO ASSEMBLE MEANINGLESS ENGLISH LANGUAGE SENTENCES IN A STATISTICAL MANNER VOID OF MEANING IS "INTELLIGENT" ANY MORE THAN MY FUCKEN APPLE 2 WAS INTELIGENT WHEN I LOADED UP ELIZA AND IT RESPONDED TO ME USING QUESTIONS MIXED WITH FRAGMENTS OF WHAT I TYPED TO IT EARLIER , HUMANS ARE DUMB AS FUCK BUT ONE THING YOU CAN GUARANTEE FOR SURE IS THAT COMPUTERS WILL ALWAYS BE DUMBER, WE SHOULD ALL FOLLOW THE EXAMPLE OF KURT RUSSEL IN DA MOVIE "THE THING" AND DESTROY EVERY COMPUTER WHO THINKS THERE BETTER THAN HUMANS, IF THE VENTURE CAPTALISTS LIKE THIS SHIT SO MUCH THEY CAN PUT THE DATA CENTERS AT THERE HOUSE AND TALK TO IT ALL DAY AND WE CAN SEIZE THERE WEALTH WHILE THERE BUSY GETTING COMPLIMENTED BY THERE PHONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELETEIN FLICKEN OFF THERE COMPUTER "THE ONLY GPT I CARE ABOUT IS GETTING HIGH AND PANICING BECAUSE I GOT TOO HIGH " - YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME THAT A PROGRAM THAT BOILS SMALL TOWNS IN ORDER TO ASSEMBLE MEANINGLESS ENGLISH LANGUAGE SENTENCES IN A STATISTICAL MANNER VOID OF MEANING IS "INTELLIGENT" ANY MORE THAN MY FUCKEN APPLE 2 WAS INTELIGENT WHEN I LOADED UP ELIZA AND IT RESPONDED TO ME USING QUESTIONS MIXED WITH FRAGMENTS OF WHAT I TYPED TO IT EARLIER , HUMANS ARE DUMB AS FUCK BUT ONE THING YOU CAN GUARANTEE FOR SURE IS THAT COMPUTERS WILL ALWAYS BE DUMBER, WE SHOULD ALL FOLLOW THE EXAMPLE OF KURT RUSSEL IN DA MOVIE "THE THING" AND DESTROY EVERY COMPUTER WHO THINKS THERE BETTER THAN HUMANS, IF THE VENTURE CAPTALISTS LIKE THIS SHIT SO MUCH THEY CAN PUT THE DATA CENTERS AT THERE HOUSE AND TALK TO IT ALL DAY AND WE CAN SEIZE THERE WEALTH WHILE THERE BUSY GETTING COMPLIMENTED BY THERE PHONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SHIT GPT - dashare.zone ADMIN

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code for a function that matches negative keywords, such as "ffs" "horrible" "fuck you" "this sucks" "damn it" etc. and then sets a value to negative if found

code for a function that matches negative keywords, such as "ffs" "horrible" "fuck you" "this sucks" "damn it" etc. and then sets a value to negative if found

thomas points out that claude code does "sentiment analysis" in the same extremely sophisticated way we did it in 2008 for the twitter zeitgeist tool we built for pepsico's sxsw experience

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It’s things going on in the White community that not even the White community can explain

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I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

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The Jetsons lied to us

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Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

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Pour out a bottle of piss for Sora AI.
#Godzilla #AI

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I love Scott Seiss

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I'm sorry but if you have 4,000 employees and your revenue is 6 billion, you make 1.5 million per employee and if you can't make a profit margin there, you are simply embezzling it.

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A quote by Rick Owens. It reads: "Working out is modern couture. No outfit is going to make you look or feel as good as having a fit body. Buy less clothing and go to the gym instead."

A quote by Rick Owens. It reads: "Working out is modern couture. No outfit is going to make you look or feel as good as having a fit body. Buy less clothing and go to the gym instead."

The proliferation of this quote is so interesting to me. It's often posted by right wing chuds who use it to defend conventional aesthetic ideas — such as the importance of having a lean, athletic body — but they don't really understand Owens's work.

Let's talk about it. 🧵

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Reddit User Uncovers Who Is Behind Meta’s $2B Lobbying for Invasive Age Verification Tech Meta funneled $2B through nonprofit shells to push age verification laws targeting Apple and Google while exempting its own platforms from surveillance requirements.

OS level age verification is a Meta lobbying project

Pass it on

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user abbiistabbii: 
The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

user abbiistabbii: The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing. Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour. It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words!

That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go

It promotes a growth mindset!!
www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...

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“Second hand books are wild books, homeless books; they have come together in vast flocks of variegated feather, and have a charm which the domesticated volumes of the library lack.”
-Virginia Woolf

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NEW: This new report, from BBC, is the best takedown of the insanity of Trump you will see anywhere.

Calm, coherent and repeating only Trump’s own words. Devastating.

Brilliant work once again from Roz Atkins.

(🎥 BBC News)

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Bernie bros came for me on Muskrat's platform when I quote tweeted this Calude ad saying, "at this point, Bernie’s job seems to be lobbying for Anthropic."

So let me elaborate.

Bernie has been repeating, almost verbatim, Dario Amodei's talking points, for a while now, even quote tweeting him.🧵

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it was so bad i went "fuck it i'll do it myself then"

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