Sometimes I just tell myself the joke and laugh
Posts by N.O’PHELAN
Hear me out: sunshine and lollipops
Hear me out: tarragon
people often criticize a dog and pony show but frankly, i think that sounds kind of neat
Someone just said ‘this is the bread and potatoes of ‘ in a mtg and I’m dead. How am I expected to focus now?
Not giving any ideas away, but sometimes be giving ideas away
I love the Cure tones and hinged 80s lush
Olivia transitioned from purple hues to blue
Imagine being over the moon?
It’s a sexy kind of weather
damn, dark as shit
I’m all about the dolce far niente. I might as well have written that.
Some sentences are really fun to write
Why don’t we have a gelato man selling gelato on our lakes like they do in Italy, on the sea?
“Demure women are out, crazy women are in”
Oh you got flooded? It happens.
Like, too little too late is really a thing
It took me that whole time to think of that
That’s Aristounding
They never give you any credit for all the shit you don't start.
And we will never ever ever be apart
I didn’t know he had a birthday
Obtaining housing should never have to depend on someone's sobriety. No addict deserves to be unhoused. It is a societal failure that anyone is unhoused.
*sprinkles lemon zest on the tl
I wish for a house where I can sit outside and listen to the pouring rain
62 MILLLLLLLIONNNNNN VIEEEEEEEEWWWWSSSSS
There’s nothing more enraging
Definitely. 100%
“Everything is a production day”
- @garyvee.com