Go and buy things from my awesome talented friend

My 17 month old, bringing mom her stuffed wolf, goat, and cabbage toys, asks for help crossing the play area. Kiddo...

Pirate architecture? You mean rococo and a bottle of rum?

Starting a new account called something like Chuckles,Inc that only posts oyakodon

Me: Hey have you been to WoodGrove park? It’s great, really small, awesome community.
Cool Parent: No, but have you been to The Hidden Park?
Me: ??
CoolP: oh? You didn’t gain the trust of the park folk? Didn’t solve their riddles three?
Me: :(
CoolP: you know what I’m busy this weekend

our new neighbor is an immensely talented oud player and multi instrumentalist who has decided he can only practice during our baby's naps and i think we have to have a polite conversation soon

Me: does anyone else hear the sound of dogs weeping?
Venice between Motor & Overland: their wails echo down the street all the way to the Ralph’s.

Ok who else in Culver City hears these loud crying dogs every day

my wife is the filthy goblin queen of garbage town and i love her so

the biggest improvement i could make to Life 2 would be to add a pause to reality.

sometimes you just want to step away but you dont want to move forward and brother, let me tell you, sleep is not what i mean.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

if rocks could perceive time would they feel like they are slowly falling, becoming smaller and smaller as they move further from their starting point

your brain uses patterns so that it doesn't have to think. LLMs excel at pattern recognition. this is not thought, it is literally anti-thought.

imagining a cereal for classics majors thats got marshmallow columns - Doric, Ionic, Corinthian.

Quakertown parents, groups demand release of students in police clash Civil rights groups and parents gathered in front of the Quakertown Police Department Saturday demanding answers for the violent confrontation Friday.

INBOX: the police chief of Quakertown, Pa., led a group of plainclothes officers to disrupt a peaceful high school student sidewalk protest yesterday.

They threw an underage girl to the ground, choked her, and disconnected all calls to the detention center where she and others are currently held.

now freeze it and add cubes to everything

This thread rocks. Thankyou for sharing!

in honor of the Revenant's 10th anniversary i would like to share a fun fact my wife learned while doing leo's full body cast for the bear scene: he cuts his toenails into little points

Easy: They hate America. They hate Anericans. They desise our multicultural multiethnic democracy and the dream of freedom and egalitarianism for all and they're stamping it out.

Fun fact: this shrek carving is vintage and was pulled from Hitler’s charred dead hands in 1945 after Sgt. Bludso Berkowitz reclaimed it from his bunker.

Whenever Nada Surf comes on in the car I joke about how old they are. Reader, I regret to inform you that Nada Surf is almost 60

I have so much to try when I visit

i dont know most of you but i am always happy to see you thrive, especially under these conditions

practicing all of my most sinister impressions to say "its breakfast time"

“What’s your favorite attack spell?” Asked the young witch.

“Probably Ravel, for its versatility.” Said the grizzled old warlock.

“But that’s a household spell for spooling thread and undoing sweaters!”

“Yeah and you should see what it does to spines.”

A single shaft of moonlight illuminates your toilet in an unearthly glow

You wake on the night of a full moon in a haze. You stagger sleepy to your bathroom when you find a glow. Do you take the toilet quest?

Riot wants to remind you to center yourself… on her

Absolutely incredible interaction. Unthinkable 15 years ago

Guy-neko-mastia? You’re giving catboys boobs? Feels like overkill

I inhaled some strong cleaning chemicals today