A very special Happy Earth Day to everyone posting AI generated "happy earth day" graphics. Amazing job. You definitely get it.

Like how SAD

This woman has never been to an Italian family reunion where the goal of all the uncles is to snuggle EVERY BABY

I cannot sleep fuck perimenopause

This is how I was playing for a while last night.

In a fit of needing coping, I have thrown myself back into the Life is Strange series. I marathoned Life is Strange: Reunions and now I am back at the beginning, Life is Strange: Before the Storm. I am gonna play them through in chronological order and keep my big choices consistent through the run

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

You: Ready for hot girl summer.

Me: Ready for middle-aged woman with fair skin and cold alcoholic drinks in the shade summer.

Quick @starinthetitle.bsky.social come back to the states

I need to SLEEP

I am gonna be honest, I am 6 mo into perimenopause and every one is lucky middle aged women have been controlling our rage sine birth cause this is hell.

Oh I have used them a few times!! Great if you have a huge amount of space you want to cover in wood chips. Bad if you are gonna take more then 1 week to do it cause it will take up your whole driveway for a year.

Do you know what I did over the weekend? The couple me & J hang out with & do like puzzles had never had Dutch bros. So we brought them a flight of Dutch fizzes and did a taste test. They both figured out their Dutch drink. I discovered a new one. We had so much fun.

Why would you outsource that?

If I have to sit through another fucking lecture about self care I am gonna burn something down.

Fucking hell. Yeah let’s get the thing that Cannot Taste tell us what Tastes Good.

Dutch would NEVER.

@clairewillett.bsky.social we are waiting

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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Also he stuck this in his fucking instagram story. No press will cover this. No one will talk about it on YouTube. Most people will never see this and they will just believe this lie. He never even directly apologized in this public statement.

they are just making simulacrums of themselves. That is all this is.

if Hungary actually flips because Vance campaigned there, it’ll be the funniest thing that’s happened since he killed the Pope

"Planet Earth: You. Are. A. Crew."

Artemis II mission specialist Christina Koch reflects on what it means to be a "crew."

Someone get Debby an iced tea and snacks STAT

How IS the Willett family group text today?

I knew you would be on it. I was just eating popcorn the entire thread.

This is not a joke, @clairewillett.bsky.social in the Signal Group Chat we have literally been waiting for you to jump on this all day.

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

What the fuck am I suppose to do?? How am I suppose to just, keep acting normal???

I have tried to figure out something to say that explains how I am feeling. And I just, cannot. I am so tired, and so sad, and so scared, and so fucking angry. I am so angry!!!

A starfield filled with thousands of stars and shining clouds of dust. The Milky Way\u2019s elegant spiral structure is dominated by just two arms wrapping off the ends of a central bar of stars. Spanning more than 100,000 light-years, Earth is located along one of the galaxy\u2019s spiral arms, about halfway from the center. Credit: NASA

OH. MY. GOD.

THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

"It is not hope. It is the specific exhaustion of people who have been denied hope for so long that the mere postponement of catastrophe registers as reprieve. We celebrated nothing. We simply exhaled."