Howdy Doody is a fake. The original puppet designer kidnapped the first puppet in a dispute over money. Instead of ponying up, the producers said he was having “plastic surgery” and made a more conventionally attractive Howdy. We have essentially no record of what the original puppet looked like.
tweet from Imagine A Guy guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???
who could have guessed
excerpt from popbitch saying that the reason for gta vi's delay is that they haven't figured out how to implement saving games yet
lmao @ this week's popbitch
Extremely loadbearing tweet for me. A perfect object. Pronounced billlewwwwen for maximal effect.
katie (@katefeetie) on twitter: "put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling"
Someone sent me this.
Just in time!
jonathan the world’s oldest tortoise:
This is some Carl Hiassen-ass scamming.
forgot the most important of the genre
stall marked “DR PHIL REPAIR CENTER”
seems like a niche line of repair work, but what do I know
Oh so now copyright matters.
boss to a human employee when they make a mistake: you're fired
boss to a computer when it makes a mistake: you are a delicate flower capable of love
hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action
Watch someone actually MAKE this.
I had a friend in college who worked in college governance. And when a new president came in, he gave them a list of readily doable things you can accomplish quickly that people will appreciate but that just haven’t gotten done.
I feel like somebody has helped Mamdani write a similar list.
I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!
there have been a few riffs on this particular Harper's piece in the last year or so and I have gleefully devoured every single one.
april fool’s! I realized this 3 weeks ago
I bore this information alone as long as I could, AJ.
The only good April Fools joke was when a library posted a headline saying “Study Shows Literacy Problems BC People Reply To Articles They Didn’t Read” When you clicked the link “lol April Fools there is no article. Tell no one” Then people who had not clicked the link argued about literacy all day.
"It is a deeply American obsession to create a cruel mockery of a real dish using tricks, hacks, and cheats, trying to get as close to a real meal without including any of calorically dense or unhealthy elements that make it 'taste good'"
Raise your hands, we're gonna reach for the starlight
Dance the night away, make it Hot Pockets
We ain't gonna stop till the sunrisе
Make it Hot Pockets
Hot
Hot Pockets
made the terrible realization last week that the word "iconic" in the A-Teens' new single/melfest entry ("Iconic") has the same general cadence and melody line as "Hot Pockets" from the Hot Pockets jingle
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6InB...
Withering, beautifully written, frequently hilarious. A deeply informed kneecapping. Mwah! 💋
girls will be like, “I’m actually in a really good place now” as they threaten everyone in the antarctica base camp with a flamethrower and accuse them of being an imposter
Ballpoint pen sketch of a jester, anxiously mid-caper
it’s him. the April Fool
Saw PROJECT HAIL MARY last night and had a blast. Go see it on the biggest screen you can while it's in theaters.
this is such an important part of the process!
I just went DEEP on the history of Iceland and TV in the most recent episode of @eurowhat.bsky.social because I found a primary source from the time period I was looking at (1986 and satellite TV) that added a TON of color to understanding things