Once in awhile I’ll remember an episode of Billy on the Street where he asks a stranger to name the ugliest celebrity and the guy yells out “TOM ARNOLD!” and just chortle to myself.

I should write Burn a strongly worded letter demanding he earn my fandom with a violent scenario.

Ah, I see you’re a fellow person of culture! I skew toward the inside a 40 year old woman’s purse myself. 👜

I may have a problem. @cbbworld.bsky.social #comedybangbang #cbbpresents #theneighborhoodlisten

Not me listening to The Andy Richter Call-In Show with Jon Lovett as the guest, thinking it’s Lovitz and wondering how long he’s been openly gay. Oops. #teamcoco @andyrichter.co

And it’ll work too. 😒

Love when kids think they’re the first at anything ever.

Kid: Mom, how is pee made? Is it lemonade?

Me: Yeah and around the corner fudge is made.

Kid: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!

Yes.

Here’s a tip for drinking green tea in the morning… add 2 tsps of organically grown agave then throw it out & drink a cup of coffee

So. 9th day of the year. How’s that going for us? #jfc