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Posts by Conrad Desjarlais
Shanghai Alley. #YVR #Chinatown #Photography
Great contemporary shot. It also looks like it could be Angie Dickinson in the early 60's.
Pretty wild that a Swedish news outlet can scoop western outlets on this. #Aftonbladet #NHL
Inhabited shacks and dwellings on pilings along the Fraser River in Richmond B.C. at Finn Slough. Established in 1880 by Finnish settlers. April 2026. ©C.Desjarlais
Bjorn on a Bijou. #FinnSlough #Photography #Canada
Pay no attention to the man that hides behind the curtain. #Scheer
My statement on today's by-elections in University—Rosedale, Scarborough Southwest, and Terrebonne.
This is a time to come together so we can build a Canada strong for all.
My statement on today's by-elections in University—Rosedale, Scarborough Southwest, and Terrebonne.
Pierre Poilievre got waxed at the ballot box in three seperate by-elections tonight, or as he likes to call it backroom dealings with Canadians. #cdnpoli
Yeah, it's looking like Liberals will pull all three by-elections tonight
A great few days. First Oban was sent packing and now Carney has attracted a majority. More to come!
The floor crossings are this close to happening right on the floor. Some fed-up punter that has had enough of Pierre or Avi is just going to get up and cross right in front of their colleagues. 1st one to do it would probably be joined by another 2 or 3 on the spot. #Byelections #Majority #cdnpoli
These by-election victories are largely a credit to Pierre Poili-never. The gift that keeps on giving, hope he never leaves. #cdnpoli #byelections
An NDP'er leaves that Party to run for Liberal Party of Canada in Scarborough and handily wins at the ballot box. A majority government was thus achieved. That's it, that's the story. #By-Election #cdnpoli
Conservatives are not only far behind the Liberals. Bloc, and NDP in Terrebonne, they are also trailing the Green Party. Poilievre will have to stick to characterizing these rejections as back-room dealings with Canadians. #cdnpoli
Nervous Nelly settler's with ancestors that used to write lying Dearest Martha letters about fighting flying dragons are going to crash their car if they see this when they are driving by. #Dripa #OnNativeLand
Chicago White Sox pope hats giveaway
In the running for greatest giveaway of all time
Granville Island. #Bridge #Canada #NeonSign #Photography
Neon sign of a long established Dutch Pancake House in Vancouver. ©C.Desjarlais
De Neon. #Neon #NeonSigns #DeDutch #Photography
Sunsetting on a Double-crested Cormorant on the Salish Sea, near the Second Narrows, in Vancouver BC.
Double-crested Cormorant on the Salish Sea. #Photography #Pacific #Birds
It's one of those Portraits where the eyes move.
Andor's Deedra Meero at the moment she realizes she's screwed. Director Krennic stands behind her, with his gloved finger pressing down on the top of her head as she wears a wide-eyed expression of terror.
Once again, "Andor" delivers the goods.
Bondi, finding out she's being tossed aside.
I laughed out loud. 🤣
😂😱
They are both leaders of their respective political parties. Now that's two things. 😱
..other than both losing the last election—Lewis in Vancouver and Poilievre in Ottawa. Looking forward to Lewis in parliament, whenever that will be.
Beautiful. Not that it's a competition but this possibly eclipses Gord Downie fetting Trudeau on the Hip's goodbye tour, certainly a special Canadian moment that sits comfortably alongside. #CanadianHeritageMoment
Prime Minister Mark Carney presents Joni Mitchell with the Juno Lifetime Achievement Award
New Canadian buddy movie concept. Pierre and Avi driving around Canada in a champagne-soaked limousine, while desperatley looking for a new safe seat to run in during the next federal election. As they search they realize they have a lot in common as each are followed by opposites crazed supporters.
Only one of the current leaders out of the NDP, Conservatives, and Liberal Party were able to even win their own seat in the last Canadian Federal election. Pierre and Avi are not only did we not win the last election, but we couldn't even win our own seat buddies. 🤣