This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

@justinlawguy.bsky.social Well, that was fast 😳

It’s not like they’ll fire their manager afterwards like Chelsea just did.

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

@ghostesq.bsky.social Us as Yankees fans

“Did you ever watch Star Trek?”
“Hell yes. Why?”
“Doesn’t Ava’s backside look like a Tribble?”
“OH MY GOD, IT DOES!”

EXACTLY!

His partner also took his last name after they got married.

A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.

A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made.

IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

i have just checked the rule book and there is no rule that a dog can not be a tailor

How Colman Domingo met his husband | The Graham Norton Show - BBC YouTube video by BBC

Enjoy! youtu.be/L544aI98cX4?...

Have you seen his story on The Graham Norton show about how he met his husband?

It’s amazing.

everytime something like this is posted it's by someone who doesn't actually know any single men

Ava, Oliver, and I send you our deepest condolences.

Fuck cancer.

Shohei Ohtani had his translator take the fall for his gambling habit. MLB and the Feds quickly swept it under the rug.

The post-scandal PR parade (celebrity dog, secret wife) was a little too weird.

When I take office on January 1st as Wake County’s next District Attorney, there will be a significant change in how marijuana cases are handled.

I had mental illnesses before I ever smoked marijuana.

If it wasn’t for the Oxford comma, I would think you wanted the tiny butthole to sound hollow.

Orange fluffy cat inside my car.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

The headphone jack is now standard again, btw I am running for President in 2028, you know what to do

Welcome new Apple CEO John Apple

Yankees Birthday of the Day: Don Mattingly The former Captain was a pillar through some forgettable Yankees years.

Happy 65th birthday, Donnie Baseball!

lol suck it.

It is so funny to see all the tech CEOs coalesce around their little trends. They're like 11-year-old girls with charm bracelets.

a red toy poodle is sitting in front of a dark leather sofa, his chin tilted slightly up. his snout fur is so fluffy it’s completely blocking his eyes. underneath his little black nose, his mouth is open just enough to show off the tip of his tongue and four almost identical white teeth, like posts in a picket fence.

This is Nimo. He's not sure why everyone's obsessed with his smile. Might have something to do with his teeth, but he's not sure. 13/10 (IG: nyooochan)

Cool, I want to see the discovery

So. How does this genius businessman, this titan of industry, think that 20-30% of people will pay for their phones if they're unemployed? This maniacal quest they're on to eliminate all workers has a fatal flaw. The workers are also the consumers.

the penne opticon

“Why is just sitting there?”

I used this cheese tonight to make shrimp alfredo.

I always take leftovers to Work Sister™️ and the woman who recommends new cheeses for me to try. The latter knocked it out of the park with this choice.

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.