I need a film of a second Godzilla going round Tokyo lovingly repairing the bits of building that the original Godzilla smashed up a few moments prior

Haha very good point, that's a nice easy fix for the IT team and absolutely something ours would do.

"We have been assured we have more than enough storage on SharePoint for your video storage so please use that going forward."

Fabulous, guess I get to free up 1.2TB of personal hard drive space and look forward to the email that says "we don't have space" in a few months.

Like so many things we were told as teenagers, it's part of a future that does not exist. Another lie which got us where we are now: eternal debt, no jobs and a third once-in-a-lifetime recession :D

Keep calm and carillon

No, not a champion amongst them xD

After 8 years and 6 shows we're doing our FINAL Taskmaster at ConFuzzled this year. A second chance for some returning contestants! Join me and @rikmccloud.bsky.social, with:

@taradonk.bsky.social
@doveux.bsky.social
@edwardhamstar.bsky.social
@jymfox.com
@beffums.bsky.social (who did the art!)

Arnold Schwarzenegger's head on a small tracked robot, from a PPI Reclaim ad circa 2018

Sign my petition to bring back that PPI-Arnie-head-on-a-robot to follow people round reminding them of mundane deadlines in their lives.

dog-maxing

We have so many stinging nettles in our garden. I don't like them BUT they're good for butterflies and bees and birds and other bewinged things. Maybe I'll just chop a couple up into a pasta.

Feel like rustling up the finest goulash imaginable 🇭🇺

Sheffield City Hall

South Street Park and Amphitheatre, Sheffield

River Don and weir

Packed in a 6-mile walk in Sheffield today ^^ I do like my new home city quite a lot, I should pop in more often

If you hang around until 3 you can watch Hednesford Town v Morpeth :D

BBC Sport Article: A tough season, playing angry, and messaging Michael Owen

"Name three things where you would end up punching the ground in frustration."

Consensus: No, this is normal. I just work with the 5 people who don't do it.

Then again one of them (over 50 years old) didn't know there are jokes on the back of Penguins.

Is it exclusively a Brummie thing to call the city centre simply "town"? ie, "I'm going into town" = "off to the middle of the city". But I do it now with Sheffield and my colleagues look at me funny because I didn't specify "a town".

Is that me and @awkore.bsky.social in the woods? It is! Coming to grace/improve/ruin your spring and your #FursuitFriday

📸 @wargzilla.bsky.social

Thanks to TuneJourney I've spent the last hour listening to KBGE FM and those innocent residents of Astoria Oregon have no idea I'm spying on their local news.

If I was a bat I would definitely be writing chore reminders on the inside of my wings like a big underarm notebook

I used to be able to get away with wearing my tail at Tesco when I worked there when I was younger, something tells me nearly twenty years later sitting in an office won't give me the same benefit of the doubt. (Would be pretty fun though)

Everywhere can be a holiday destination if you really want xD

Have you tried sitting on the brush

If you brush your teeth using your other hand it really does feel like someone else is doing it

It's like Worcestershire sauce but not made from anchovies. My experiments have determined it goes on anything and improves it. *nod*

Was eyeing up a cheap holiday to Kosovo but my slight fear of dogs is spiking at the thought of up to 5,000 feral stray dogs in the capital that are known to attack residents soooo maybe I'll just pop in for an afternoon.

I like Sheffield! :P Plus I get a nice green bit to endure

If I ever move out of Sheffield I will have to organise a pilgrimage to export crates and crates of Hendo's to wherever I end up.

Three of my least favourite words, half an hour before I set out on a 6-hour, fully prepared external job - "change of plan."

Yardley Bun holding an ace flag heart

One for #InternationalAsexualityDay from my happy little bun side 💜

(Art from @melgoesmeow.bsky.social)

Chesterfield Canal, near Retford

Chesterfield Canal. Near Retford.

Enjoying some sunny bank holiday walks in Retford ^^