I’m comforted amidst all this chaos knowing that he won that golf tournament.

Trump says to “shut up about egg prices”. Is it okay to complain about literally running out of eggs?

Average cost per dozen is now $7.24 in PA

Up +60.2% from Inauguration

“Let’s not talk about eggs anymore” - DJT

🦅 FLY EAGLES FLY 🦅

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Go Birds!

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Just gotta say…Jurgens and Dickerson are owed a debt of gratitude by all of Philly.

See you in NOLA!!

Now let’s go climb some poles!

E-L-G-S-E-S!

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Eggs in Pennsylvania. Ref: FRED Economic Data, 12 ct classic eggs

2021 (Biden Inauguration) = $4.21 a dozen

2025 (Trump Inauguration) =
$4.52 a dozen

Trump Day Two: $5.01

Up +10.8% from Inauguration

“Groceries are hard” - DJT

Eggs in Pennsylvania:

2021 (January Biden takes office) = $4.21 a dozen

2025 (January Trump takes office) =
$4.52 a dozen

Up +7.4%

Let’s see what happens next…

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