Got on the subway nearly 10 minutes after I arrived on the platform (and there were no announced delays either). This is genuinely atrocious. 😠

Last day of doxycycline tomorrow. 🥳

He's also so hot in Hannibal 🥵

It's my first time watching 🤩

Hugh Dancy in Confessions of a Shopaholic.

Confessions of a Shopaholic reminding me what a legit babe Hugh Dancy is.

4/20? You mean when 4 men bang you and deposit 20 loads before leaving?

Me? Forget to masturbate? Pigs will fly first 🤣

Wow, we are similar! My mom is 65, turning 66 this summer.

Now that is an idea... 🤔

Revealed to a few colleagues that my dad is turning 89 in a few weeks because of course they're (a) older than me and (b) have fathers in their late 60s. I am the outlier whose dad was born when Hitler was in power. 😶‍🌫️

My $4K in tax returns have hit my bank account, ladies! 🥳🥳

OMGGGG 🤣🤣 I'm so sorry for that scare but I'm so relieved you managed to save yourself!!

Father, could you spare a load?

As a follow-up, I'm wearing one of those shirts to work today! And, not gonna lie, I look adorable. 🥰

It's so lovely we can continue waking up every morning without turning an ounce more heterosexual.

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tfw they start intermittently ringing the fire alarm system for tests at 9 am but you wanted to sleep until 10 am

Gonna have to reduce my cheese brick sizes from large to small going forward. I cannot eat all that cheese on my own before it goes bad. 😔

What a beaut. 😍 Everyone is convincing me this would be a great birthday gift!

Oooh, now I'm looking forward to seeing the hype myself!

Omg what? 🤯

Soggy food is a bummer, especially nuggets 🥲 And as someone who makes nuggets on occasion it seems like it would be a great addition to my kitchen!

It looks so cute! 😍 And honestly just the right size for my space, since I don't have a big kitchen or anything. I will definitely look into it! Something that can efficiently heat things up quickly would be perfect for me. 🥰

Noted!! 😁

I'm not sure what foods work best in them but I'm sure they're foods I do enjoy!

I wouldn't use it every day so expensiveness won't matter to me haha. I'm very much here for speed and ease though, considering that I do sometimes come home later in the evening and don't always have time to make something in the oven.

Mom suggested getting me an air fryer for my birthday. Truthfully I don't know much about them but presumably people who own them find them of great value?

Another weekend in the books where not a single soul messaged me asking me to hang out or inviting me to do something lol. 😂 What a thrilling life I lead!

Edging Apple by still refusing to update my Macbook to Tahoe 🤭

Girl, that review CANNOT be real 💀💀💀

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