DOCTOR: OK, we need to rule everything we can out to try and diagnose why you've suddenly developed a stereotypical Italian accent. Let's start at the deep end - how's your sexual performance?
PATIENT: I'm-a

oh, *now* you see the value in alt text

but you felt like a real afterboob

i guess you were in the middle of it so that's more of an interboob

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

there is something a little grimly funny that the post about improperly using reporter bylines on AI stories is based on a screenshot of a tweet of a cropped screenshot of a news article that chops off the byline and does not link back

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

we all know I have no life, so:

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vibe rationing

screenshot from They Live

so glad to see the They Live guy getting work again

Pokemon Scarlet And Violet are That Way because it was a launch title for the original version of the Switch 2 that the COVID-era processor shortage forced them to massively delay, and Nintendo forced Gamefreak / TPC to release a working version of what they had for current hardware

i'll just say, tabling a confidence vote on yourself to get ahead of anyone getting concrete support to roll you feels like a 4d chess move until you realise you've just fed your caucus the vision of holding votes on your leadership

to say nothing of "i'm not speaking to the media anymore"

ugh, national can't even organise a spull in a spullchamber

bringing this back

CHRISTOPHER LUXON TO SPEAK AFTER MARATHON CAUCUS MEETING INTO HIS LEADERSHIP

are you feeling it now, mr krabs

STOP, national leaders ONLY do this when they are VERY DISTRESSED

i know it's a dramedy but if we're really stretching definitions here, robby hoffman on Hacks has my vote. i wouldn't call anyone on Ghosts that level of Essential Breakout and Abbott has remained so static it's kind of annoying (there's a few fringe additions but no one with a plot).

i hope bish rolls luxon, having his cheating DMs leak is gonna be so funny

Patrick's Wallet Meme. "SO THIS IS A TWEET FROM A WEBSITE WHERE THE ALGORITHM NATURALLY BOOSTS SHITTY TAKES FOR MAXIMUM ENGAGEMENT" "YES" "SO YOU'RE BEING MANIPULATED INTO SHARING IT" "YES" "SO YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE IT ON BLUESKY" "THAT'S CORRECT" "SO WHEN IT COMES TO SHITTY DISCOURSE TWEETS, WE...?" "CROSSPOST TO BLUESKY IMMEDIATELY"

the faster we wipe "look at this random jackass!" from our communities the healthier our communities are

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

A Pokopia sceenshot of a recipe for a toilet.

FINALLY! MY POKÉMON CAN FINALLY SHIT!

BREAKING NEWS: Disgraced defense attorney Phoenix Wright, who was disbarred seven years ago for forging evidence, has been arrested for murder himself. The trial is scheduled for Monday.