Reading over the setlist for Florence tonight and already choking up just thinking about how I’m gonna feel during my favorite songs 😭

So what I hear you saying is you… only listen to nasty trap 🫠

Oh, FULLY

Yumm

You get itttt

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Feeling spicy on this 4/20, might take an edible after work and go to Costco or Marshall’s

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Sounds like someone needs to kiss it better

Happy birthday handsome 🫶🏼

Hi bush 👋🏼

Didn’t tell my bf the reason I was “generously” giving him the bench seat at brunch was that it was against the window and I’d rather sit across from him to people watch 👀

Sorry, but sparkling>>>>>tap at a restaurant and you can afford it if you’re going to a restaurant, trust me

[whispers:] ***throating***

Funny so am i

Thinking of this again today. I love riding… the ferry

You should! We can high five each other during classes

There’s an art to riding the saddle. I’d have to show you tho

I just got a “yes ma’am,” but irl.

The last time I was misgendered like that was when I used to answer the family landline and the solicitors thought I was my mom

Speaking of throating, I’m watching all the shirtless boys go by as I sit by the Wall Street ferry stop. God I’m h**** today. I blame the cum trees 👃🏼😏

Honestly that sounds like the PERFECT Saturday

I have sooo many tips for avoiding being annoyed by tourists on the ferry on a sunny Saturday, but really the best way is by just utterly throating your Penjamin before getting on

Happy birthday handsome 😘

Hot guy running makes me wanna go running but not bc I wanna run, bc I wanna follow him home and suck the big flopping d—

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See you therrrre

Cry me a f*cking river, b*tch.

Did *he* say some dumb shit again last night? What else is new. Thing is, I just really don’t need to read it first thing in the morning bc it always fucking ruins my day. If it’s not his obit*ary, I’m not interested.

But hear me out. Maine gummies (weed in general) hit way better than I ever thought they would and I’m such a fan now