i love when you take off a hoodie and every other piece of clothing youre wearing comes off. like t-shirt and sports bra underneath my hoodie, please stay where you are

thank you 🤤
i didnt really have any mayo left so it isn't as freaky as i would've wanted it to be but 😔🤤🤤

gonna eat a sandwich

feelin freaky

Dan and Phil and pig edit Girl so confusing by Charlie XCX

Dan and Phil sitting on a couch looking at TABINOF, but I've edited the pages to be a very small print omegaverse fic.

I've unlocked a new skill while making this

Dan and Phil looking & pointing at an edit of the amazing book is not on fire. The text in the book now reads: "A spectre is haunting Europe-- the spectre of communism.

not particularly skilful but important

a picture of dan and phil looking at a book that i edited to be the opened computer page of ao3 (archive of our own)

i am not good at editing but i needed to be the first to do this

i love batjokes

ahh thank you🫶 need to activate my funny now😭

photo of dan and phil sitting very close on. couch looking fondly at a blank book

this has meme potential

knowing them they probably will 😭😁😁

where's tabinof 2: the phequel

okay nap now

this is so fucking funny 😭😭 (but also so cool that someone put this together , that's amazing 😭)
oct 20th - nov 24th were the golden times apperantly lmfao 😔
also the 65% 😭😭😭😭

should I nap

I'm always right 😌 /j
that's valid 😭

Last night I drew a bunch of stuff on my thighs w a marker while I was watching YouTube and I just jumpscared myself when I changed jeans 😭
I had forgotten about it 😭

closed bsky to open bsky, maybe i should go back to bed

eye itchy

all bleets should have middle of the night vibes, me thinks lmao 😔

ooh okay I definitely need to try that 🤤

a man wearing a blue hat with the letter z on it Alt: dan and phil sitting in the gaming room in the phouse, pretending to be asleep in their chairs

good night to you, stay warm and cozy in bed 🤤😌

good night to you :D be smarter than me and sleep w an extra blanket or some socks 😭😴

morning, it's so fucking cold 💔

HE LIKES CUTE SILLY VIDEOS OF HIS BOYFRIEND 😭😭😭😭😭

I'll literally take anything you'll give me 😌
I currently look like the secret fifth member of the Beatles 😔

that's very unfortunate 😭😭 cause it's so good
I've always had it w fries and that combo is fucking amazing 🤤

they're talking about a movie they watched ,
I don't want to spoil anything for u if you don't want that 😭