Someone has showed me their phone’s screen on the app store asking “what’s this “X” app? Is it one of those AI apps?” Twitter branding was so recognizable and they threw it away for nothing.

That’s right

virginia has done a dang good job at changing its perception into a cosmopolitan northeastern state when it’s got some of the most hostile parts of the country in its southwest corner

an animal feeling safe enough to raise her babies outside your house is the best feeling in the whole world

pets will loudly lick between their legs right next to you but look so offended that you dared to sneeze in the same room as them

had to write today’s date a lot earlier and i wonder how many things that happen today are dismissed as a joke because someone wrote 4/20

Sam licking bianca while bianca sucks on her thumb

Taste test💚🩷

#oc #lesbian #monsterhearts

this was the start of a significantly more complex calculation but seeing it on my screen made me giggle

indonesia, all of polynesia, and even madagascar being settled, often by the first humans ever on many islands, by the descendants of folks from taiwan sounds so fake until you actually look into it and every expert is basically in agreement that’s a thing that happened

extra points to everyone but lincoln and washington for not also being on the four major coins

ranking denominations of US currency based on how easily you can be understood by referring them by only the name of the person depicted on them (calling a 100 a benjamin)

telepathically giving my period cramps to jared kushner

Memorial on the site of the Alfred P Murrah Building in Downtown OKC

#WeRemember

A close-up of a black-and-white cat

Give me food… or else

rudolf
#umamusume #wip

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i don’t know where the next place i’m living is, but i know it won’t have an HOA

Pokemon rumble spheal with blurry speech text that says "have you tried not giving up and using whimsy and hope?"

Still can’t believe the pope is from Chicago, I thought it was incredible when Francis got elected from Argentina

she ran out of bunnies...

im getting older every day

good morning bestie 🩷

life is too short to be self conscious about double texting

idk how this would work, but if we could have some kind of gauge of how similar a person is to elon musk, and then take away every microphone from those in the top percentile, society would benefit greatly. like think of a world where nayib bukele is just a normal guy, not prez

goodnight everyone

i need to stop being a sports fan by the time i get to that age because i don’t know how well i’d be able to handle hearing 39 year old al horford talked about like he’s eighty if i’m the same age as him someday

i love my friends so much

I'm liking this little soft style anyway have some thigh grinding <3
#nsfw #art #incest #siscon #yuricest #riotdrawsthings

chu〜