“stop talking with your hands so much, i swear you’re a gay guy”-my coworker that is a gay guy

drinking vodka with mango juice and lemonade. this should be a low point for me, but i’m having a good time.

work buddies

climbing up the oldest ladder in the world for work!!! btw i don’t have health insurance

early christmas from my mother. beautiful for me.

it’s true, i do look very good in a pink cowgirl hat

my beautiful future mother in law that has already been mothering me for years🩷 just the best

maybe nothing matters as much as i think it does and i should just be chill and cool all the time and never cry or feel things intensely again. i’ll let you guys know if it works

Can we bring them here to work at DoJ?

when my best friend got married and i wouldn’t shut up and let them enjoy their dinner

christmas pups

i love when jake turns on my little tv show before he leaves because he knows if he doesn’t then i will just stare at the wall for an hour

Moxley vs OC is everything i’ve wanted. i love to see two men beat the dogshit out of eachother. Mox digging his nails into OC’s back makes me want to crawl out of my skin. i love it so much #aewfullgear

❤️❤️❤️

my job has its perks

just got pet insurance through my work… life is incredible

icymi we got engaged as hell @hobitchhos.bsky.social

Celebrated @hobitchhos.bsky.social birthday by imitating the Creature From the Black Lagoon at dinner. Thank you @lorenabobbitt.bsky.social for documenting. Yes, I posted this on twitter and instagram. It’s funny! Loosen up! Live a little!

putting it out into the universe that everyone should send me money in my birthday